Hi, Betty Racecar, RecruitCo here. There's been some terrible screw-up regarding that company I was trying to put you forward to!
What?
They've already seen your CV! They know your grades and everything! Are you sure you didn't tell anyone else? Some unscrupulous bastards have got in before me!
OK, well according to this e-mail, the last guy who put me to that firm was...Bob Racecar. I'm guessing you know him.
Vwoop! Vwoop! Vwoop!
That, readers, if you're interested, is the sound effect for "Impending divorce proceedings"
