International Falls used to be the meteorological laughingstock of the world, but no longer! Today we celebrate 500 consecutive days of summertime weather!
Please be quiet, Mr. Mayor!
Why should I? Look at my tan! Our lutefisk harvest has shattered records. We are proud to announce a new ad campaign: Best weather in the free world!
But sir, surely you know the saying, pride goeth before the fall?
And here in Minnesota, fall is short, and inevitably precedes a nasty winter!
