It's been my pleasure showing you around hell for the past week. Now I am happy to turn you over to my master, who will gladly talk to you for the next 90 minutes.
I hope you've enjoyed the trip. Thursday you may have noticed the luxury condominiums being built on the shores of the Lake of Blood. We are offering you the opportunity to ...
WAIT A MINUTE! You're just using these trips to sell fucking timeshares? I'm not interested. I don't have to listen to this shit!
Well, actually you do. Read the fine print.
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
... payments per year, allowing for the selection of one calendar week. Should the buyer decline ...
