Hi there. You won't belive what happened to me today. I was in the pub, and I was carrying my drinks to my table, someone bumped into me, and I spilled them all over the floor!
Surely not, He-Man! So what did you do?
Luckily the bar manager saw it happen, and gave me some more drinks for nothing.
That was nice of him. So I guess everything turned out okay in the end.
Meanwhile...
Boss, I'm afraid Operation Beveridge Shunt Capsize to Floor Interface Doom has failed. The bar manager gave him free refills.
Ack! Damn you He-Man, DAMN YOU!!! One day my plan will suceed and he will be laughing out the other side of his face! And then- vengeance will be mine! MINE!
