Twi-tard Series

I grew up in Forks, Washington, before there were ever any sparkly vampires prancing about glitteringly. So I feel perfectly entitled to make fun of the Twilight book series by Stephenie Meyers. I do love the books but I do also love laughing about some of the themes therein.

Twi-tards, Part 7

by lulz
8-03-09

My hometown used to be the mecca of hippies and underachievers of the world.


	Got any weed, man?


	When I grow up I'm going to buy a truck and find a nice skank to procreate with.

Now, the town is overwhelmed by fans of a fictional tween book and movie series.


	I want Edward to break MY back when I give birth to our love child, how romant--OMG, PULL OVER, a twig no doubt left by a vampire!


	There's not even a McDonald's here. What the hell do people do for fun? Let's ask the locals Twilight trivia only we would know.

Die, Stephenie Meyers, die die die.


	And now, the traffic report with Kevin.


	And in other news, 6 nuclear warheads were mistakenly trained on Phoenix, AZ today. The area was obliterated.

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