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| Remember that time we bought those 10 gallon drums of ice cream and they ended up going to waste because we forgot them in the car? | |
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| Do I! And that time I bet you I could go longer without pizza than you, so we ordered twelve of them which all rotted on the sink, stubborn as we were. | |
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| Or that time we erected the 1:1 model of the statue of liberty using only fresh fruits, vegetables, and meat? | |
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| Or when I bought that entire side of beef just to wear it as a Halloween costume? | |
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| Or when I went to that all-you-can-eat buffet and only took a breathmint? | |
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| Or when I purchased that grocery store just to burn it down? | |
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