Hey Britney J-Lo, don't you think that skirts a pussy hair too short?
Dude, you are like some pervert/weird-o/ freak, okay?
True or untrue as that may be, the fact remains that skirts are to touch the knee and yours doesn't. You'll have to go change into your PE clothes and wear those around today.
This is a freaking load, man.
You know, when I was in school, watching a girl drink a milk shake was considered 2nd base.
I think it's important that you know, Principal Ivey, that I know Tai-bo.