I hope there's nothing on TV you want to watch tonight honey, because I'm watching the premiere of American Idol.
Alrighty, I'm going to the bar then.
But you don't drink anymore!
Well, it was only a matter of time before something would drive me to drink again.
Remember when we lost the house, you lost your job, and your entire family died in that horrible plane crash? You didn't drink after all that happened!
