Incredible. Jesus claims that the Bad Luck Fairy is to blame for hurricanes. What an end to weird and exciting day here in the Channel 3 newsroom.
Right now, I'd like to take a little bit of time to reflect on today's events and give my opinion on the whole mess.
There's no point in blaming anyone for what happens weather wise. To say that homosexuals prompted God to send a hurricane to kill them is absurd.
It is obvious to this journalist that some religious folks need a rubber room and a strait jacket.
Anyways, I'm off to get drunk and score a cheap hooker. We now return you to our regularly scheduled evening lineup of hedonism and debauchery. Good night.
