Mr. Clown, you're my last hope. Those other fools didn't help, so it's up to you. I have confidence in you though. You've always been the voice of reason.
Alright, you need to get your finger on the pulses of your fellow strippers. Write what they would like to see.
Take Family Guy, for instance. EVERYONE loves Family Guy. Make a couple homages to that show, and everyone will love you for it.
