Mario Lemieux's head exploded because he didn't know which side to take in the stalemate.
Pat Burns returned to his old profession, Toronto police officer.
200 laps around the Air Canada Centre, that's your punishment.
Capitals owner Ted Leonsis has time to contemplate which was a worse business deal, merging AOL with Time Warner, or spending all that money on the Caps only to see them choke every year.
