Panic Attacks

Inspired by a Op/Ed piece at Yahoo by John Leo. I especially liked the line, "The denial of the peril facing America remains a staple of the left." Gotta love fear mongers.

Panic Attacks (6)

by niteowl
8-04-05


	Doc, what the hell...you just had the same type of outburst that I've been having!


	That is correct, Pete. You see, we both suffer from terroritis, a condition brought on by a stream of news stories from right wing news columnists that suggest that we are going to be attacked again.


	Wow. Is this condition rare?


	No, not at all. In fact, over 100 million Americans have some form of it. The news media doesn't report it, because they want everyone to think it's normal to be scared shitless 24 hours a day.


	You must've treated a lot people with this disease.


	Yep, and I'm rich because of it. It's great having a million dollar mansion, but I have a bitch of a time sleeping at night, even with the guard dogs and rooftop snipers protecting my paranoid ass.

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