Next up in our cavalcade of superstar interviews, we have the best man, TOBOR! Welcome, TOBOR. Would you like to say anything to your friends back home?
RARR! TOM LIKES IT IN THE POOPSHOOT.
Seriously?
Seriously, dude.
YEP, THAT'S RIGHT! CHANNEL 9 EXCLUSIVE! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! TOM LIKES IT IN THE POOPSHOOT!
When I say "it", I mean a Dianetics book. Shoved ALL the way up there. Oh, and he loves the cock too.