Ooh, now check THIS out! The most amazing robot ever created, TOBOR! That's right folks, you can have your very own life size TOBOR!
RAAARRR!
He performs a variety of household tasks, including cornholing your clogged pipes! He'll even do windows!
HOUSEHOLD TASKS. DID YOU KNOW I ONCE CORNHOLED ROSIE FROM THE JETSONS? BOY, WAS SHE A HOT PIECE! RAAARRR!
And what a great sense of humor too! This bad boy can be yours today for only $1,299.95! Call now to order your very own TOBOR and never have to do dishes again!
RAAARRR! BUT TOBOR LIKE WHEN OTHERS ARE BENT OVER KITCHEN SINK!
