Welcome to the Whaling Show! I'm your host, Richard Whiskey. This is our first broadcast, so allow me to explain what this show is about.
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As you may know, Comedy Central has the Daily Show, which is probably the most sickening, un-american piece of crap on the air.
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We're the alternative. We are a comedic, satirical news show which will rip the liberals and the media a new one every night! We're gonna whale on 'em!
