And now, let's welcome in tonight's guest, Ann Coulter!
*UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER*
Thank you, Richard. LIBERALS ARE BABY KILLERS! SUPPORT THE TROOPS!
HAHAHA! Isn't she great? Great legs and a great sense of humor...Ann Coulter, everyone!
*DEAFENING APPLAUSE*
And that's our show for tonight! Tune in tomorrow when our guest will be the magnificent TOM DELAY! Be sure to bring money to donate if you'll be here in studio with us! Good night!
