The Millenium Collection

Greatest Hits...by the original artist! (no, seriously, I just consider these my best strips..the ones that still make me giggle)

The Story Behind "The Cat In The Hat: The Movie"

by pslock
11-04-03


	Bad news, I'm afraid. The execs turned down our fiercely original script for a Green Acres film with J Lo, Ben Affleck, and Carrot Top.


	Bastards. We payed almost $5 octillion for that script!! Well...no matter..I have a new, better idea!


	Well..first we dig up the corpse of Dr. Seuss, then we hire Mike Myers for $67 fazillion to fuck his dead body along with everyone who grew up on Seuss' books!


	Yes!! We'll call it "The Cat In The Hat", and it'll be directed by someone who's NEVER made a film before!!! Oh, sometimes I scare MYSELF with my brilliant schemes!

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