At the beach, R2-D2 meets a beautiful (and natural) redhead.
Isn't this a beautiful sunset?
If that's supposed to be a pickup line, save it. We'd have to be the last two people on Earth, charged with repopulating the human race, before I'd sleep with you, R2.
Several flawed foreign policies and one nuclear war later ...
Well, now we're the last two people on Earth.
So it seems. But I still fail to see why I be concerned about that in any appreciable way.
and R2 learns that nuclear holocaust isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Well, you said, "We'd have to be the last two people on Earth ... before [you'd] sleep with [me]." Well, here we are.
And you thought I was serious? Gawd, you're pathetic.
