True Tales of R2's Jorbs

All true stories that happened to me at various shitty jobs I've had.

True Stories from Selling Law Enforcement Equipment, Part 2

by r2_d2
11-10-04


	I got a job with a new department. They sent me here to get measured for a bulletproof vest.


	Well, you've come to the right place. Let's get you measured up.


	For a woman, ensuring a proper, life-saving fit on a bulletproof vest requires the taking of a few "intimate" measurements, which Prudence and Dignity dictate we not show you.


	But you're free to use your imagination! Imagination opens doors, kids!

Twenty minutes later:


	I'm impressed. Any other tailor would have needed a measuring tape at some point.

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