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"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
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| I'm going to the big protest rally in NYC today. I'm gonna run bottomless thru the streets wearing a tank-top that says "My Bush Would Make a Better President." | |
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| I'm going too, as part of a topless street-theater dance group, who are primarily southeast-Asian sex workers. 0ur show is called "At least I got to see Cambodia." | |
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| When the FoxNews cameras come by, I'll frig my little twat on the steps of Madison Square Garden while shouting "Give Bush the Finger!" | |
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| 0ur play climaxes with a 2-girl naked lesbian act where one little Thai babe eats an ice-cream sundae out of a skinny Laotian girl's shaved puss, while we all sing "My Cherry for John F. Kerry." | |
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| That would get Shane's vote. What do you do for an encore? | |
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| Any soldier in uniform (or anybody with $2O) gets to step up & rub one out on the ladies' faces while we play G0D BLESS AMERICA and a banner drops saying "Mission Accomplished." | |
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