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That's right Mary!
Tomorrow, we check in with disgraced figure skater Tonya Harding who, by all accounts is still an irritating white trash bitch, and who has gained at least 90 pounds since her heyday, hasn't she Pat?
Haha, yes, she certainly looks the part now more than ever. Woo! What a day!