PUDMaster Bill has positioned himself inside a school with the intent of disrupting the Migrant March. His only weapon: a crazed tomcat that's been marinating in a wet pillowcase since noon today.
Son, today we make HISTORY! After the dust settles, the whole world will know we're true PUDs!
I gotta REAL bad feelin' about this...
They're Right Above Us... TAKE THIS, YOU AZTLAN ANARCHISTS!
Uh, Bill? The bag's rippin'...
Confucious Say: never stick wet horny cat in cheap Wal-Mart pillowcase.
AAAAH! OUCH! YIKES! Somebody get me a bucket a' Bactine!
