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"Where's the Patch on My Snatch?"
A take-off upon dirty ol' Dr. Seuss.
Newly-Discovered Dr. Seuss Manuscript--4
by
umfumdisi
4-14-05
Even though she was Hispanic, / Little Suzie did not panic. / And it did not even faze her / to go and fetch a razor.
Suzie made sure her chin was shaved / (and that every hair was saved), / And, with quite much skill and grace, / Every hair down there replaced!
Though it may seem it was a dream, / This story's real; let us reveal...
Cause Little Suzie's rather smart, / and now daily does her part. / She takes time to shave her snatch / and her chin to be safe, natch! THE END.
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04/14/05 - Newly-Discovered Dr. Seuss Manuscript--1
04/14/05 - Newly-Discovered Dr. Seuss Manuscript--2
04/14/05 - Newly-Discovered Dr. Seuss Manuscript--3
04/14/05 - Newly-Discovered Dr. Seuss Manuscript--4
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