Please provide an advertising slogan for this exciting new product...

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"Kelloggs Corn Holes - RAAR TOBOR CORNHOLE YOU"

"Kelloggs Corn Holes - Have YOU had a colonic Irrigation today?"

"Kelloggs Corn Holes - Guaranteed to Widen your circle of Friends"

"Kellogs Corn Holes - Full Meaty Goodness in Every pack"

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I thought of a few...

Kellogg's Corn Holes - Fills you up, from both ends. [tm]

Kellogg's Corn Holes - Who needs fibre? [tm]

Kellogg's Corn Holes - That ripping sound is [u]not[/u] the box being opened. [tm]

Kellogg's Corn Holes - You'll never sit down to breakfast again. [tm]

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This jumped to mind before I had even finished reading the box.

Okay, let's see:

- Kellogg's Corn Holes, chock full of protein. (Ice pack sold separately.)

- New and Improved Corn Holes! These aren't your parents' Corn Holes!

- RAAAAR! YUMMY!

- You can keep your Fellatio Flakes, I'm a Corn Holes man!

- Look at Mikey! He likes it!

- Over milk. Or kneaded with cloves as a poultice.

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Kellogs Cornholes -- Breakfast will never be the same again

Kellogs Cornholes -- A bucket of manrape in every bowl

-Corn Holes: You're a free toy when you open the box

..That's the only one I thought of. That pic was too damn funny for me to think straight.

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quote:

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-Corn Holes: You're a free toy when you open the box

..That's the only one I thought of. That pic was too damn funny for me to think straight.

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Kellogs Cornholes: For better regularity

Always Kellog's Cornholes.

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Corn Holes: Try it again, for the first time.

The genuine bears this signature: RAAAAAAAAR!

Have you woken up to an ass-reaming?

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Why'd you look at me when you posted that?

- Less spoon, more violent spooning.

- Silly Tobor, Dicks are for Chicks.

- Snap Crackle Corhole!

- Theyyyy'rrrreee Tony!

- Two scoops of manrape in every box.

- o/` The best part of waking up is Tobor in your butt. o/`

I'm sorry.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Breakfast of the Extremely Unfortunate

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Okay, now I have to find a pic of a Cap'n Crunch box and change it to Cap'n Obvious...

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