hey again vichyssoisegirl.

i had a look at your comics after you posted sth about the crack level in austrian water in one of my threads and i have to say they are all quite funny except this one :

[Click to view comic: 'Rejection']

what the fEck ?

this stuff was "in" (if people still use that word) about 30 - 40 years ago. that's even below spice-girls niveau (what more to say...)

the only good thing about this comic is the dirty smile the girl has all the time since it is in sharp contrast to the pathetic rest.

i'm not trying to say that my strips are better, cause they are not (well, some may be, but that's not the the point). what i'd like to say is that in average i'd give your comics a 7/10 and the one above maybe a 2 or 3.

OH; BEFORE I FORGT : I DO KNOW THAT YOU CAN PASTE COMICS INTO POSTS, SO NO NEED TO TELL ME (AGAIN)
I JUST PREFER IT THAT WAY.
??? ok ok ok ???

sooooooo long ---> sub_m7

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=-SUb^2_H4t3[m7]-=

I'm sorry your pathetic little mind can't comprehend humor. I tried to make a funnier comic for you.

[Click to view comic: 'You're All Invited to My Dorkfest!']

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Bitchy Sauce Girl?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

at least i got some addítional personal information about you : your age group is 13-17, because otherwise you would have noticed the EXTREMELY FRIENDLY AND NON-AGGRESSIVE style i wrote my above msg in.

why the FUCK are you pissed off ???
why the FUCK are you trying to piss me off ???

this was about the most helpful feedback on your comics you will EVER get on this site.

and one or two more things :

puny mind [not equal to] : software engineer, owner of real ai technolgies ltd and assembler active, creator of the 4-state m_use bit, designer of natural language proccesing programming languages, pattern recognition systems, robotics, etc.

geek [not equal to] : THC, Base, Tabs, MM, etc. user,
electronic music producer / DJ / MC for about 8 years, co-owner of an international artists label (called sub_m7), sexually satisfied person (who actually did have sex 1 or 2 times in his life), etc.

SOOOOOO :

now i'm the wrong Ni*ga YOU wanna fuck with,
i get my dick so hard and now you wanna suck it.
(c.hill)

so let me tell you this,
'cause you seemed to have missed
the basic education,
you'll end up in probation,
if i want, i can find you in any nation,
did you ever think about your relations ?
i'm not joking here, i'm losing my patience.
SO FUCK OFF AND DIE, NO MORE INTERROGATIONS !!!
(bio4ema)

don't fuck with us, so we don't fuck with you !
(offspring)

fuck you, i won't do what you tell me !
(rage against the machine)

if you battle me, you're in denial
(beastie boys)

sit back and relax,
fell the FX
floating at you -
like dope you can cope with,
dont dis-respect,
the background noise
created by my voice,
you don't have no choice
but unwind -
keep the stress of your mind,
find the magical source,
i'm talking (of course)
about the dodgy tobacco, etc.
(afru2)

this day will come,
one day you'll see,
that we can all be friends
(Queen)

I WILL CORNHOLE REPEADLY
(Tobor)

any questions ?

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=-SUb^2_H4t3[m7]-=

Why are you still here?

hey k_vs_k why are you dissing me ?
didn't we have great time on that train station toilet last week ???

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=-SUb^2_H4t3[m7]-=

Hey v-girl. I think your comics are funny. Please keep making them.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

for all the (slow) people here :

i like v-girl's comics too (!!!) (...)

i just do NOT like the one which i linked to above.

??? OK OK OK ???

sub_m7

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=-SUb^2_H4t3[m7]-=

What's the matter with it, Sub, strike too close to home?

Is that what led you to trawling train stations at night looking for ass, much like you did that fateful night in Graz. "Come here young man, I am a famous AI programmer and member of an electronic arts collective. Would you like to see my chat bot?" But the young boy didn't did he? He tried to walk away, but you wouldn't let up. "I invented a four-state binary system and program in assembler. Can I MC for you?"

"Please sir," said the young man, "I'm just waiting for my train. I have no wish to hear of your chat bot and numerous websites that all look the same (i.e. shit)."

"Why must you dis me?" you cried. "I seek only to gain refuge in your sweet sweet man-ass. I may be a sexually satisified male(who actually did have sex 1 or 2 times in his life), but I long for something different. New. Something that doesn't involve a greek transexual and some rohypnol."

The yound boy tried to run, but it was too late. You cornered him, didn't you? You took him into the toilets, where you knew it would be quiet. And then you did the unthinkable. Something that would scar that poor young man for life. You made him look at your websites.

I think this thread should be here.

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Bitchy Sauce Girl?

whatever...

puny humans !

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=-SUb^2_H4t3[m7]-=

This is pretty funny, actually. What's wrong with it? Guys, (and girls) getting shot down is an old staple of comedic writing. Comedy is not for pussies. Get a helmet, sub. That's funny, man.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

AHA!

You're a robot, aren't you?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

sub_m7 is to vichyssoisegirl what Quayle was to Leno.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

yes, i am a bot.

sub_m7 is to vichyssoisegirl what Quayle was to Leno.
[unknown data, fatal error]

who are Quayle and Leno ???

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=-SUb^2_H4t3[m7]-=

But not a very smart bot.

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This is not my empire.

you cannot judge the intellegence of a robot from a human point of view.

this sentence on its own makes me 'smarter' than you, because you apperently did NOT know that...

s7

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=-SUb^2_H4t3[m7]-=

Well, since we're all human, and therefore view the entire universe from a human point of view, then your statement would imply that no human is capable of judging the intelligence of a robot.

That is a stupid idea.

Logically, the originator of a stupid idea must be stupid.

Therefore, you are stupid.

It's all logical.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"My daddy said: 'Son. Never wrestle with a pig. You both get the dirty, the pig likes it' "
- Mike "Mad Dog" Adams

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

AUSTRian friends are doing the sticking together!!

YoU all are thinking you the the funny ones we will show you with Austrian brotherhoods that we are a couple of MAKK MAKK daddies!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUB calls me up on the being upset all people on internet in America don't know what it is they are saying!! Everyone is being the making fun of over and over!! WE AUstrians will be doing the making of FUN!!!!!

Come and do the typing we must show and get the everyone you know to say that mother Austria is not being the making of fun!!!!

SUB I am doing the protecting for you!! You are all the losing hot dogs!! I am "eating" the losing hot dogs!!

YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM.

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FABULOUS TREASURE

I ALso just wanted to say you are the dirty pigs.

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FABULOUS TREASURE

All people on internet in America don't know what you are saying...

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EAT MORE PORN!

DO you think you are being funny? Because who is laughing? I am not!!

But...wait! I am!! I am laughing at YOU!!!

HAH HAH HAH HAH!

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FABULOUS TREASURE

No, I am serious. If you are going to try and insult us in our own language, it would probably be more effective to use it properly. I mean, how are we to take you seriously when you are talking about "eating the losing hot dogs?"

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EAT MORE PORN!

YOU are the losing "hot dog" and I am "eating" you!!

YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM

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FABULOUS TREASURE

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Or would it be http://www.engrish.tk in this case?