Fuck you #stripcreator.

What about my nipple is not normal?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Is that in the center of your forehead? That would be a problem.

It's also got a strange halo of hair. Like you're not quite hairy enough to be a man, but too hairy to be a woman.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I think you're mistaken. That's MY nipple. And the hair was added in photoshop.

IT'S HIDIOUS! KEEP IT AWAY! KEEP IT AWAY!
YOUR NIPPLES SHOULD BE CASTED IN A DARK CHAMBER, NEVER ALLOWED TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN!
HISSSS!!!

It's in the regular boobie position. I don't know about the hair thing, could have somthing to do with my being 16, although it's had the same amount of hair for the past two years.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'm sending some priests I know to this page. They could use a thrill. Hope you don't mind.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Not at all.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Dear God is it wrong!

Seek the help of a bear of some sort. You disgust me. Your nipple is barely arousing and twice as sickly as any I've ever seen.

LANCE IT!!!!!! LANCE IT NOW!!!!!!!!

How will lancing it help?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

The fact that you pee with it.

Next you'll be saying the milk coming out of my penis isn't normal.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Other than the fact that it's a man nipple I don't see anything clincally wrong with it.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Great news!

Now I need another 499 people to say it's normal and it will be even.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You forget max payne is blind. He just felt a braille .jpg file of the nipple. It's just not the same.

LANCE IT!!!!!!!

I'll vouch for that.

LANCE IT!!!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Who's Lance?

I lanced it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Finally.

Now I am in pain.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Do you have just the one? Cut it off and send it to Michael Jackson with love. Don't sweat the little things.

Or have you tried jumper cable clamps?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Do you mind if I rub an ice cube on it?

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Do you have just the one? Cut it off and send it to Michael Jackson with love. Don't sweat the little things.

Or have you tried jumper cable clamps?

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Not at all.

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Batman created by Bob Kane