Comic Contest 48 is about descolada's recent job offer. The raunchier, the better. Tell us about his job interview, his first day at work, what have you.

The only other constraint is that you do some sort of image manipulation. If you want to make the entire strip from scratch, great. You want to swipe pics from porn sites, no problem. Feel like giving Indy Rock Pete breasts? Be my guest. Don't whine that you don't have Photoshop. Do it in MS Paint. Or download Paint Shop Pro. I don't care. And if you don't have anywhere to post it, send it to me. I'll post it for you.

So no one should have any excuses. You can be lame and not follow the rules, but then I'll just mock you and we'll send crabby to your house to move in for the summer.

Judging will be December 5th.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Scratch that. Judging will be Monday evening. 9ish. Snootch.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm out of town that day.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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So no one should have any excuses. You can be lame and not follow the rules, but then I'll just mock you and we'll send crabby to your house to move in for the summer.

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Email a link to any picture you want and I'll email the picture to you as an attachment. Then you can email the final product to Gabe. Does that work?

Or you could go low-tech and create a collage out of Sunday funnies and Victoria secret catalogs... But you would still need to scan the imaage and send it to Gabe...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Email a link to any picture you want and I'll email the picture to you as an attachment. Then you can email the final product to Gabe. Does that work?

Nope. Damn things can't even handle most attachments. Hell, some of the comps I've had to use can't even display the strips here. I think I'm out of this contest.

Darn, and I even had the idea of Desc becoming an interior decorator, and being treated with the Homofication Beam first... But since I can't think of a way to fit a doctored photo into it, it's probably not worth trying anyway.

Plus I'm a lazy slob.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Wussy. If you were hardcore, you'd go knock off a bank or two and use the take to bankroll a new PC. I'm sure you could stay away from the law long enough to get a strip published.

Or you could author it in ASCII.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I sent my comic to Gabe but he probably isn't gonna put it up cuase he's lazy.

Or at least thats what I've heard.

Gabe let me know if you've only seen the little red x version of my comic. I'll send the original to you complete with dancing donkeys pushing Desc's knoble crank up wirthing's XXXXXXX

Damn - access denied again.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I should have mentioned that I'm letting my dog judge this one...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Yeah, I know, I'm no Photoshop wrangler. I probably could at least have replaced that floating hand with a patch of material from the shirt, but I didn't feel like figuring out how. Anyway, you get the idea.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Here's an image I made just for fun while I was working on my entry. (Not that working on the entry wasn't pretty much "just for fun", too, but you know what I mean.)

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

... must ... resist urge ... to create picture ... of Maura with ... strap-on up ... Desc's rump!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

What could you possibly have been worried about?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

that has to be a winner

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

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Gabe let me know if you've only seen the little red x version of my comic. I'll send the original to you complete with dancing donkeys pushing Desc's knoble crank up wirthing's XXXXXXX

Damn - access denied again.

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Of minor value, I know. There will be some good ones here - already are.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Here's something else to think about...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Y'all are gonna have a bitch of a time beating that one. Comics that make me choke on my orange juice are pure gold.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'll bet you did.

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