How cum I never get to ge cunt of the gay! Boinky is hogging the rights to handing out this trophY! Let's rush him and take control of his sig!

P.S. Yes I've been drinking.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Leave my sig alone, you fool!

I always thought it should be called cunt du'jour.

Whenever people come on drinking, they still always seems cool and composed. If I ever get drunk and come on, I'll probably be all, "WHY WON'T SOMEONE LOVE ME????"

Then the next day, I'll try to play it off and say, "Just kidding." But then the next time I come on drunk I'll be all, "NO I WASN'T KIDDING!!!"

And then the next day, I'll be all, "Just kidding again."

Then as the months pass, Sober Me and Drunk Me will have a raging debate that finally culminates in Sober Me telling Drunk Me that he loves him, and Drunk Me breaking down and crying, realizing that is enough.

Or maybe they'll just fuck.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Posting and reading the other of forward whether very can actually interesting.

P.S.,
Yes, I've been shroomin' again.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I feel my randomly drunken posts will make a comeback now that IRC is gone, some day I'll search for all my alcohol-fuelled bullshit and delete it from the forums.

May take a while.

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Dad was flammable

only the most cunt-like may handout the cunt of the day awards.

you may get to be cunt of the day if you're lucky, but boinky33 is cunt-of-the-rest-of-his-life.

quote:

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I feel my randomly drunken posts will make a comeback now that IRC is gone, some day I'll search for all my alcohol-fuelled bullshit and delete it from the forums.

May take a while.

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If it makes you feel any better, Spankling, you'll always be *my* cunt of the gay.

New sig...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Boinky hasn't made me a cunt of the day yet, either. But I'm honored not to be a cunt.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Boinky, you bastard!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Up yours. All of yours.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Have I been Cunt of the Day before?

And if I haven't... is that a bad thing?

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Poop.

I want to apologize for writing the above. I was on PCP at the time.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I was cunt of the day once, which was kind of inappropriate because I clearly remember being better than all you scum that day, in fact I am sure I made sure you all knew that. And that was the thanks teacher gets?

P.S Yeas, I have imbibed coffee this week.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

If I've ever been CotD, I've been thankfully absent enough to miss it.

I have to pee now. Too much water.

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This is not my empire.

i wanna be cunt of the day. who's been it so far?

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It's grime time.

I hope to win enough delegates to be cunt of the gay some gay.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Don't worry, that gay will come I'm sure.

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Poop.

This thread is day.

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AFROMANS MOVE

Q: Dorris?
A: No, this thread is.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'm boinky33's cunt of the day (at the time of posting.) I'm excited!

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Sex Piano.

What is it with all the gay jokes? I happen to have a best friend that is gay, and a few people that I am very close friends with are, either that or bi. Really. I don't want to sound like a wimp, but it hurts every time someone pretends to be gay. I don't think that if you were really gay you'd be joking around like that.

Are you sure your friends are really gay?

Shut up.