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[u]1.16.2004[/u]
I have placed a condom inside my diary so I can be ready when the time comes. I was close when this girl at my school came and wanted to take a "nap" with me. But...I failed to get her appriciation. I wish I could have a girlfriend and have sex. I wish my sister wasn't my sister so I could love her. But...well...I take that back. I wish I could have...ONE CHANCE AT LOVE! JUST ONE.
Incest: Now reaching widespread appreciation from every denomination of idiot!
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[u]2.10.2004
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It has been my first! I have had a kiss. I am saving the condom for later use. My new girlfriend is Mary. The freshmen at Tech Highschool. She lvoe me dearly. I can tell!
[u]2.17.2004
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I have found out that Mary was cheating on me with a hunk named Leon. I wish I could do something. To bad I'm just a "weenie"...But for someday...I will use this condom. Until than...I'm back to the warm muffins and the whole in the wood with wet cotton around it.
To quote my friend: "Hot apple pie does not feel like pussy." That probably applies to wood and muffins too. Just eat the muffins and bludgeon yourself over the head with the wood.
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It's grime time.