http://members.cox.net/clyqz/macs.html

;-)

Maybe that guy is just unskilled at using a computer, if his shot composition is any indication.

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Oh this thread wasn't about me, I get it now, nevermind.

(I couldn't figure out why that guy didn't like my command-key button)

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I loved that.

I've seen this before and hate it. It's obviously made by Windows fanboys, and half the stuff he says are things Windows also does.

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Aww go on, lighten up Rabid ;-) It's just a bit of fun

I know, but still, I hate it when people try to be funny, but it just seems like they don't know what the hell they're talking about.

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Yes he said "macs just shut down for no reason" and yes of course pcs never do that, and rebuilding system files in DOS is oh so easy (he has a lot of practice from having to do it a lot). Then he was all "using a Macintosh makes my penis small" and I know for a fact my penis was very small already before I began using a mac.

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But I must admit, I've never seen a PC get posessed by evil spirits and refuse to shut down when you press the power button like a mac can.

Okay, so you have to HOLD the power button to make it shut off... but it's still a bizzare experience.

Personally, I think the movie was written by PC prefering students who are being forced into using all Macs all the time for their projects.

Try any lower-end Dell PC, Drexle. You've got to hold the power button down to turn the fucker off when it won't shut off on its own.

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But I must admit, I've never seen a PC get posessed by evil spirits and refuse to shut down when you press the power button like a mac can.

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My PC you have to hold the power button down as well. I believe the whole theory behind that is in case you accidentally hit the button, you don't turn your computer off.

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He was throwing around one of those shitty eMacs or whatever they are called in the commercial, that's probably the main part of the problem if that's what he is using.

I like how at some point he says something like "unlike every other operating system.." when there are what, THREE operating systems in use in thw whole world?

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I like how at some point he says something like "unlike every other operating system.." when there are what, THREE operating systems in use in thw whole world?

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Three. Operating systems. In use. PERIOD.

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I saw some similar flash movie rants he done about having to still live with his parents and not getting laid.

He psychically beats a hooker in it.

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Um no that movie was...em..er..mine..

I don't mean to jump all over Chi, the movie is kind of funny, but it really does have this "I secretly work for Windows and think I'm hilairous" feel to it.

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It's ok - I freely admit that I'd doubtless find it just as funny if it were about PCs - the drop-kick moment is what made it for me, since I have had the same desire to do that to my own PC from time to time...

Yar the macs... they be a scurvy mistress...

Personally, I like using macs, because if one program freezes up you can force quit it, but with Windows you have to turn the computer off.

I agree though -- the only funny thing was the drop kick.

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Don't use a Gateway...every time we put a CD in the drive it acts like it's going to take off, and then our fan sounds like a jet engine or something. AND it freezes at least once a week.

With 2000 and XP, you can just bring up the Task Manager and close whichever program has frozen. I rarely ever have to turn off the computer because of freezes in XP, and in 2000 I have never had to.

Back in '98, we had to Ctrl/Alt/Delete and then choose End Task to quit an ornery program. Some times it worked; some times it didn't. Dagnabit!

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You still have to do that, and it still doesn't work half the time.

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Be sure to tell Lucasarts, Pixar, and other 3D modeling studios about that, since they don't use their solaris workstations to render or anything, right?

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