That animated gif reminds me of Jack Nicholson pulling bacon out of his pocket in As Good as It Gets.

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Jack Nicholson doesn't look quite so much like he has cerebral palsy.

Since when?

I love that movie... my favourite line:
"I don't know what this is, but it doesn't work for me"

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I like every scene where he's being paranoid about diseases and not touching the cracks on the sidewalk... just... classic stuff.

Yeardley (voice-of-Lisa-Simpson) Smith was in that one. Playing the shticky, eccentric bit part as usual. Still, it seems I always remember her character most no matter where she turns up.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I like it when he says, "Meet Simon, the fag."

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:D Reminds me of bunner introducing me one time to a drummer I was in awe of (the guy was an adonis!) and bunner, in his usual elegant style, said to him "she's the one that wants to fuck you" as I was shaking the guy's hand. I wanted to die for a moment, but realized it was prolly rock bottom truth, so I managed to respond gracefully.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Ha ha ha ha ha! Bunner, you rude fuck. Well, it is a drummer of a rock band, pita, so it also probably isn't something the guy couldn't handle. The question is, though, did ya?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'M "THE ONE WHO WANTS TO FUCK YOU!"

THAT'S MY TRADEMARK! IT'S REGISTERED!

DAMN YOU!

"boorite, the one who wants to fuck you(tm)"

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Sadly, no...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

You must pay me seven cents every time you call yourself "the one who wants to fuck you."

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"Ye shall know the truth and the truth shall set ye free!"

Cep't for the rent motherfuckers. Cause the rent is goin on. But... y'all can understand that.

Yo, I mean.. not you low rent motherfuckers, and all and.. some of y'all other motherfuckers, and.... and...

:-/

Wow. I suddenly don't feel like being black, anymore.

Must be a true bitch for all of my cousins who live there.

No idiomatic trade-in policy, there.

Anyhoo....

She was brilliant, actually. Seriously.

Pita was.

Pita has the social poise of a seventh generation Matriarch who married her sons to the queen.

And she would have fucked him until his teeth rattled at the drop of a hat, so... no shame on me.

*lol*

I saw T- Roy, the other day, btw.

You'd still fuck him if he nodded at you.

I hate that.

:)

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

thx, bunner. I will always be "the one who wants to fuck you(tm)."

wait, not you in particular....

although I do wonder what your plans are for Saturday morning. Can I make you breakfast? Pita would die of jealousy.

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Too true, my (man?)

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Hey, can I be a part of this geriatric high-five session?

Heh heh.

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Heck, young man. I don't any reason why not.

Ow.

You damn kids.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That's just how grandpa died.

(peering at MikeyG)

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Oh, Boorite, "the one who wants to fuck you."
Sweet sweet, Boorite, "the one who wants to fuck you."
And, Rita, "the one who wants to fuck you."
Don't you know, Rita, that I am "the one who wants to fuck you."
In the ass
"the one who wants to fuck you."
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
OH!
"the one who wants to fuck you."

Thank you and goodnight.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

That was strange and beautiful.

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AND he owes you .35¢!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

at this rate, boorite will be a millionaire.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Who Wants to be a Boorite?

(audience is silent)

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Even better:

Who Wants to Be a Luddite?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.