Seriously, why the hell do you people take it so seriously? I really don't get it. I have not seen people from any other country that seems to take politics to the point that if anyone disagrees with you, they are a baby raping nazi bastard who needs to be shot repeatedly (you know... apart from socialistic countries that really do shoot you repeatedly). Isn't the point of democracy to have different opinions?

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Poop.

Perhaps this is true, but you have bad teeth and pronounce the "h" in "herbs."

I don't know what you mean. But check this out!

Must be because Bush = Hitler!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You know...I think we all take politics seriously, just to fight about it...or maybe because...we're choosing the person who is going to run our country for the next few years....nahh.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

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I don't know what you mean. But check this out!

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That's probably just Satan punishing the people who didn't vote for one of his evil minions. If you'll notice, the storm paths roughly spell out the letters "I X", which translates as "I am no one", which, coincidentally, was Al Gore's campaign slogan.

Oh well, back to stoking my burning, all-consuming hatred for anyone who doesn't vote the way I do.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That still doesn't mean that you need to take it to the point where you base your opinion of someone purely on their political views.

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Poop.

I'm not sure I'm buying that. Have you ever watched debates from the British parliament? It's like watching too many kids trying to share the same sandbox sometimes. And Japanese legislators get so fired up that they've been known to faint with apoplexy. And these are supposedly some of the most civilized people in the world. I think anyplace you find people who care about issues, you're going to find zealots who take it too far and make everyone looks like assholes.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

It's not just politics that we take seriously. Sports, money, relationships, TV, even video games. It's part of our national identity, we take everything too seriously. Keep in mind that this country was founded by puritans, and further settled by other religious loonies. We have a notion that the other side follows party lines directly and without question. Conservatives are all controlling, uber-religious, hateful people who don't give a damn about the poor, while Liberals are psychotic godless baby-killers who want to tax every working man to death and provide mansions for the poor. Of course, the Moderates get the worst of it all, both sides hate us. To both of them, we're wishy-washy morons who don't know enough about the issues so we don't take a side or stance. Everyone thinks of politics as being who you are, not just an aspect of your personality. I am pro-choice, so the republicans gotta hate me. I support the death penalty, so the democrats have to hate me. I'm just an evil baby killer who also likes to kill criminals. Guess that's just wrong.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I personally take politics seriously because it affects my country and the people in my country.

The reason I tend to judge others based on their politics is because of their choices.

If the way you think and speak belies a patent disregard for the less fortunate, I, at least, will attempt to hold you accountable for it. I don't think all people with opposing views are evil or idiotic, which is why I attempt to change their minds.

I do feel, however, that people succumb to the less-violent equivolent of a mob mentality when they are confronted with what seems to be a common enemy. It seems that anyone who oppose the incumbent's party in this country is the enemy, which is why the "right" seems to be so organized.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"The right seems so organized" reads as "the Democrats are incompetent".

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Actually, you're an idiot.

The Democrats are incompetent. I'm pretty sure that reads just fine the way it is.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Even if I think they're all fucking morons, I don't mind if people have their own opinions as long as they remember I'm the future dictator of the world.

I just like to shoot off my big mouth and get in fights.

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What others say about boorite!

Not by pretending to be Barbara Streisand, you're not!

: )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Thems fightin words!

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

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That's probably just Satan punishing the people who didn't vote for one of his evil minions. If you'll notice, the storm paths roughly spell out the letters "I X", which translates as "I am no one", which, coincidentally, was Al Gore's campaign slogan.

Oh well, back to stoking my burning, all-consuming hatred for anyone who doesn't vote the way I do.

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It aslo roman numerals for nine which is exactly the same ammount of times I have eaten a cheeseburger naked. Coincidence?

No.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

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Not by pretending to be Barbara Streisand, you're not!

: )

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I didn't know I mimicked Barbara Streisand. Do I get to be a giant mecha too?

You get to make James Brolin wear a milkman uniform and show you his "eggs."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Who's James Brolin?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000981/

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Here's a fairly recent picture of him:

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Still means nothing. Oh well.

Thems fightin words!

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Then watch helplessly as I buffet you with bone-shattering blows!

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What others say about boorite!

It aslo roman numerals for nine which is exactly the same ammount of times I have eaten a cheeseburger naked.

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Also, if you hold a mirror to the middle of the bass drum on the cover of Sgt. Pepper's, it reads "IONEIX HE DIE" and points to Paul.

So it's just God telling us that Paul is, in fact, dead. Miss him, miss him.

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I has a flavor!

...I feel politicians are either one of two things:

1) Womanizer
2) Or had a personality as bad as Stripmaker's contests.

But hey, that's just my opinion.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.