I live to make lists like this.
Now I suddenly have a purpose. It's all so clear.
Instead of rambling off poorly spelled obscenities in all-caps, I will simply inform the lot of you that I could care less if MikeyG or anyone individual or group gives two shits what I have to say.
I do not require the validation of a specific website.
I read these forums, and rarely do I see anything meaningful said. That is not to say there aren't intelligent people here (such as kaufman and boorite). For every brilliant comic I find 100 lame, repetitive comics about the same shit. For every meaningful post I find 100 posts of people ripping on everything in the universe (it's cool to be cynical afterall) while patting themselves on the back.
If this group had a higher IQ on the average they could be MENSA. Look down at the world while appreciating yourself, and yourself alone.
I'm sorry that you're sexually frustrated, and that your mother refused to breast feed you. I have no real ire for anyone who loves to rip me here. Instead I have pity for those who seem to actually depend upon communities like these. And while these comments don't apply to all, they do apply to many members of said community.
You are sad, sad pandas by being smug fucks.
It's not a sin to appreciate things. It's not a sin to be nice to people. It's not a sin to express your own thoughts rather than repeat the thoughts of the group around you simply to achieve validation. It's not a sin to be happy.
I swear that some people here forget that. Why is everyone so angry? Why is everyone so convinced that everything sucks, and that everything is dead? Why is it that aside from the cynical bashing and anal-rape comics that pollute this site, I struggle to find any expressions of meaning?
JESUSSANDWICH and MikeyG are especially quick to denounce people as pointless. That's lovely.
By judging others, they sure point out their worth.
Kudos to you.
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"Nihilism makes me smile."