I'd like to see some more strips regarding "Worst things to say ______", no limitations other than it has to stick with the formula of "Worst things to say _____", and say in your title what it is about (Worst things to say when killing people). You get the idea.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Doh -- looks like I messed up the title; but here goes:

[Click to view comic: 'Another Wrong Thing To Say']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

[Click to view comic: 'Wrong thing to say when (Debuting in General Discussion)']

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[Click to view comic: 'Worst thing (for men) to say(when women say the worst thing)']

Hey Drexle that first worst thing for a woman to say to a man looks mighty familiar. The second one is hilarious though, I've often thought of doing that to see if it would work.

I needed to put that first one in my own words as a setup for the second strip... which was actually the idea that struck me first.

[Click to view comic: 'Things Not to Say During Sex']

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

[Click to view comic: 'Things Not to Say When Killing People']

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

...and, as i am so fond of trilogies:

[Click to view comic: 'Things Not to Say in West Virginia']

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

An old one from a short lived series called "Shocking Confessions." I'm sure this qualifies in some respect.

[Click to view comic: 'Shocking Confessions #2']

[Click to view comic: 'The worst thing you can say in Prison']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

*uproarious applause*

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

[Click to view comic: 'A close second']

Thank you. :)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

i definitely vote for ObiJo.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

This isn't one of those vote them off the island things I hope.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'The Wrong thing to say (to DragonXero)']

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

i vote for bunnerabb. hell, i vote for everybody! (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

[Click to view comic: 'The worst thing to say during a quiet bit in church...']

Why did I use Big Evil Dan to say the line...?

Uh... no reason...

Oooh, comic 33333 coming up. Who wants to try for it?

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[Click to view comic: 'The worst thing to say in response']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst thing to say, reponse, and counter-response...']

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[Click to view comic: 'Worst things to say in a quiet moment in church, redux...']

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[Click to view comic: 'The worst thing to say...']

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