Indeed, even the 90s are over. Not only that-- we're almost halfway through the aughts. The 70s are even more over than the 80s. And never mind the 60s.

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What others say about boorite!

Nuff' said True Believer! EXCELSIOR!

no way the 8os r kule bcuz thye sell 80s stuf at hot topic. lol!

:(

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Fuck you, fuck your mom, and fuck the 10 guys she's having a gangbang with.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Dude, you can't flip out everytime someone bashes Flock of Seagulls.

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Poop.

FLOCK OF SEAGULLS PWNS YOU!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Duran Duran is back on tour soon. Motley Crue, too. I sure wish the 80's would die some more.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Bands I hated in the 80s are somehow quintessential "80s bands." My mystification endures.

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What others say about boorite!

Well, boorite, look at it this way:

Things change so often and so fast. If a band sucked in the 80's, and hasn't done anything else but continue to suck, they've become reliable to people.

See?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

But what about all the cool 80s music that is quintessentially 80s to me? All this 80s retrospectiveness tends to reduce the decade to kitsch, and it just ain't so, I tells ya. Important and cool stuff was going on in the 80s.

Then came grunge and the whole sensibility got nuked as far as the marketplace was concerned. And now we drag up the disposable junk from culture's landfill and call it 80s, as if to say, we are laughing at the 80s, look how cool we are. The substantial work is neither propagated nor built upon. It makes boorite sad.

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What others say about boorite!

We can dance if we want to.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

The Canadian version of MTV (aka MuchMusic) just came out with 2 80's compilations... one of dance-ish hits from that point in time, and one of the more 'rock' ish music. My manager and I play them when we're working together and laugh at the stupidity. I also pointed out that some of the songs on those albums are older than I am.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Yes, I bought one of those for my sister as a Christmas present.

You are a sick, horrible bastard.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I dated a girl once who, when you asked her what her favorite music was or what bands she liked, she'd say, "The 80s". That girl had to go.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

See? That's what I'm talking about. Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick!

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What others say about boorite!

Yes? *bounces on his pogo stick*

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

There was one good thing about the eighties. It rhymes with "mateys", which always makes me think of pirates.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Was she easy at least?

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Poop.

Matt, I think I married that girl. ;)

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Was she easy at least?

Sure, before we got married.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I was born in the 80s, does that make me cool?

No, but you can make me some Kool-Aid.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I dated a girl who was 80 once. The sex was a bit dry, as was her sense of humor, but she made up for it all by buying me an Escalade.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."