... Music snobs who automatically hate everything mainstream even if it's good.

... the mouth-breathing twats who come up with anti-drug commercials with the general theme of "you smoke a joint and when you're babysitting your sister she will drown in the pool". Isn't that reaching just a little?

... Angry Neocons who use the phrase "out of the mainstream" whenever they refer to someone who's not an ignorant redneck like they are.

... Girls who act like they like you and lead you on.. then give you the cold shoulder and break your heart... and then start flirting with you again when you've finally gotten over them.

... That idiot in my dorm who shaved a giant 'B' in his head after the RedSox won the World Series and calls everyone "bro".

... message board trolls and self-described hackers who use l33t speak.

... hippie stoners. I have no problem with people who smoke pot... only those who smoke pot so much they can't find the time to cut their hair, have showers, wash their old tye-dye shirts or even string together a coherent sentence.

.... those on the left who whine and moan so much about the election and the right, they never look at the problems in their own party structure. Shit, maybe an occasional election could be won if you stopped whining like bitches and took a good look at the indecisive, spineless pussies we elect to run against the right.

... parent groups who accuse SpongeBob Squarepants of being gay. Think about that for a second.

.... the FCC

.... grown men who listen to Christina Aguliara and Brittney Speers.

.... child molesters (which might be the same group as above)

.... teachers who talk down to students.

.... poachers and people who are generally cruel to animals

... middle-aged men with sports cars.

.... the art freaks who dress in black and drink coffee in class because they're trying to usher in a renassiance of 'beatnik' culture or something.

... the cast of 'Full House'.

If you fall into any of the above catagories, please kill yourself. Thank you.

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Why shouldn't middle-aged men drive sports cars? If you're middle-aged and you still like sports cars, then you should drive a fucking sports car.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Oh, I also hate newscasters who crack bad, scripted jokes during their coverage as a way of relating to the easily distracted audience at home.

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... bad teeth.

... people with no fashion sense whatsoever, even when you've helped them out.

... people who stick to one genre of music and one genre only. Live a little, people!

... ex's who think it's "cool" to contact you a year after you've broken up and say that it was a mistake to even date in the first place.

... money, and the fact that I don't have it.

... rude people. In general.

... guys who 'rush' things. Its not a freaking light switch.

... people who think its 'funny' to tell you you're ugly or fat.

... people who take advantage of someone else's weakness.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

...Toyota's

...Honda's

...Nissan's

...Lexus's

...Acura's

...Infiniti's

...Subaru's

...Kia's

...Hyundai's

...Scion's

...French Cars

...Pontiac's

...Dodge's

...Chrysler's

As you can see, I'm a Ford and Chevy man.

I have a Honda. >:(

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You should buy a Ford

I hate my life, and Girls Gone Wild

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I am a changed man! Please forgive!

This is probably dcom's favorite topic

I hate people who don't know when to use an apostrophe.

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...Toyota's

...Honda's

...Nissan's

...Lexus's

...Acura's

...Infiniti's

...Subaru's

...Kia's

...Hyundai's

...Scion's

...French Cars

...Pontiac's

...Dodge's

...Chrysler's

As you can see, I'm a Ford and Chevy man.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I like Hondas, Nissans, Chevies (Chevys?), and Toyotas. Probably because I drove them for a long time and the only time I ever had major car problems was with the piece of shit Fords my family kept insisting on buying. Seriously, if you have major problems with a certain brand, why keep buying it?

The only major problem I've ever had with a Toyota was to replace the slave cylinder. Which is common with Corollas. Of course, "common" means after the first 200,000 miles.

Only problems I've ever had with the others were the usual maintenence things. Batteries, alternator, etc. Of course I only drove about 60,000 miles on each. There was that one Tercel that needed about $6,000 in repairs, but that was really my fault for spending 30,000 miles of my time in that car going through places that Hummers would find difficult.

The Fords on the other hand, were a source of much amusement after the anger wore off. It became a game to go down a hill at 90 and up it at 35 because despite all attempts, there was no fixing the transmission after a puny 100,000 miles. With one exception. Dad's 70's Bronco. That thing is still going today.

In other words, I dislike car snobs just as much as music snobs. If there's one car make and model you like and want to buy them the rest of your life, then fine, but don't go around proclaiming everyone else sucks because they don't drive your beloved car. People who do that are the ones who suck. And tend to get run over by me.

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I hate people who don't know when to use an apostrophe.

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...Toyota's

...Honda's

...Nissan's

...Lexus's

...Acura's

...Infiniti's

...Subaru's

...Kia's

...Hyundai's

...Scion's

...French Cars

...Pontiac's

...Dodge's

...Chrysler's

As you can see, I'm a Ford and Chevy man.

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Beat me to it.

I hate people who don't pay attention when you correct them. For instance: there, they're and their. It's not that fucking hard people! Anyone with a 4th grade level of education can figure it out. Further, I hate it when people can't properly write an era's name. It's "90s" not "90's". Finally, I have a beef with those who can't properly figure out groups. Say I'm talking about a band, the Doors in this instance. The Doors is a band name, and refers to a singular entity comprised of several other entities. This means that said group should be referred to as a singular noun, not as plural. Therefore, "The Doors are awesome" is wrong, while "The Doors is awesome" is correct. As I understand, however, this is not true in British English, only in US English. It makes more sense to me though.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I could start a list but brad would have to buy more space to store it.

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.... the ATF

.....nazis

......skinheads

......emo

......people who know not what they are talking about

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... people who make stupid grammar mistakes, as mentioned above.

... people who correct grammar and spelling on the Internet even when the meaning of what the ignoramus was saying is perfectly clear. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE! WHO CARES!?

... people who bring children into fine restaraunts.

... people who bring children into decent restaraunts.

... people who bring children into any restaraunt or public place, ever.

... people who bring children onto airplanes.

... people who have children.

... children.

... people with really cool, fast-looking sports cars who drive slower than me on the highway.

(Did anyone feel the urge to correct the grammar in that last sentence? See #2.)

... playing for an audience which is ignoring us, or which is comprised of seven people in a huge space.

... my last job -- espeically my team leader, who I'm convinced could not have possibly graduated high school, and yet had authority over me.

... trying to find a technical job where your entire existence is reduced to a list of "tools" you've worked with and the number of years you've done it.

... the "one chick with an acousitic guitar" genre of music.

... having to fill my car with gas.

... American cars (admittedly, for no good reason).

... anime nerds who think it's cool to throw around the seven words of Japanese (they think) they know.

... people who can't accept the possibility that their personal viewpoint might actually be wrong.

... Keanu Reeves, John Travolta, Tom Cruise, etc.

... action movies.

... the fact that this list is so long.

... you, for reading this far.

... your parents, for conceiving you. Also because they're people who have children.

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"Old" is the old new.

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... people who correct grammar and spelling on the Internet even when the meaning of what the ignoramus was saying is perfectly clear. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE! WHO CARES!?

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I think that should be, "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE?"

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...being punched in the face repeatedly by a big muscle-guy while his friends pin my arms behind my back and then hoist me up by a chain that happens to be hanging randomly from the ceiling in some grimy abandoned factory and then they attach electrodes from a generator to my johnson and torture me for information on the whereabouts of the stolen diamonds. I think you all know where I'm coming from.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

My Chryslers (a 1997 Cirrus and a 2000 Concorde) have been super-reliable. Well, it was hard to tell how reliable with Cirrus was going be be, since I totaled it after 3 years:

That smashed window is where the rolls of nails from the bed of the truck I hit weent through. When I got out of the car there was a claw hanger hanging out of that window. I walked away with a scratch from the airbag -- that was all.

But I digress.

Before that I had an '87 Bonneville I bought new right out of college. I kept it for 10 years but it was a product of the "Bad old days" of GM in the '80's. It had so many problems that it's made we wary of ever getting a GM car again.

That said, I'm shopping for something with more room to haul stuff around, and my short list includes the Honda CR-V, Chrysler PT Cruiser GT, Toyota RAV-4 Subaru Forester, and the Mazda 3 wagon. If you're not into horespower the CR-V seems like a great value, but there's great financing and incentives on the PT.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Most people don't realize that if you don't take care of a car it WILL run like shit. I knew a guy who drove a Taurus and was complaining that it ran like shit, but that was because he never got around to changing the oil in 2 years. yes, you heard me TWO YEARS.

I mean, oil change every 3000 (2500 for me to be safe), brakes and rotation every 6000, fuel and air filter ever 25000, serpentine belts every 100,000 miles, plus regular fluid inspection at least with the oil change.

-People who correct grammar and spelling

-People who say they are weird even though they aren't, and they're only saying it because they want to be different

-kids

-people who quote Family Guy

-people who quote Napoleon Dynamite

-stupid preppy girls who say they are nerds (because they played x-box and watched half of star wars once)

-girls who say their boyfriends are the funniest person alive, but it turns out all he does is quote Family Guy

-how nightmare Before Christmas became so trendy. I loved that movie as a child and I'm also a fan of stop frame animation, but know there are a bunch of 14 year old whores walking around with nightmare before christmas t-shirts and trucker hats they bought at Hot Topic

-Jay Leno

-Those girls who want to be friends with everyone and giggle all the time and won't shut the fuck up in class, and you know they secretly don't want anything to do with you (all schools have one)

-people who dress up their pets

-jocks

-dancing

-reality programming

-people who think child birth is a miracle

-kids who act like they are dark and mysterious

-ugly men who judge women's looks

-people who take one class on a certain subject and then they act like an expert on it

-people who give to charity just to feel better abouth themselves

-celebrity news (WHO CARES?)

-celebrities who feel obligated to help humanity (and bring a whole camera crew with them)

-alcohol

-violence

-how stupid people are so famous while intelligent people have to watch them on tv (how could paris hilton be famous for being a slut and how could ellen be famous for dancing like a drunk relative at a wedding?)

-how much celebrities get paid. they deserve all that money for mediocre acting in a shitty movie.

-hard core collectors

-advertising

-censorship (it fu*king sucks)

-parents who blame everything but themselves

-bold face liars

-cheaters

-hypocrites

-people who whine too much

-grown people who are scared of tiny insects and scream when they see them

-men who say they hate gay men but like lesbians

-singers who lip-synch

-how the news made such a big deal about prince harry dressing as a nazi at a costume party

-people who send me stupid jokes and pictures through e-mail

-people who travel to europe and come back with a phony accent and they pretend that they live there

-3D animation

-how Oprah calls everything a miracle

-how Oprah ALWAYS says that being a stay at home mom is the hardest job in the world

-Mc Donalds

-Jared from Subway

-nice people who are taken advantage of

-teenagers who whine about how horrible their parents are, even though they are very well off ("boo hoo, my dad made me take the trash out. i'm so misunderstood.)

-SUVs

-people who don't give anything a chance

-not pie

-students who don't come prepared for class everyday and ask me for pens/paper/ect......

-celebrities who endorse products for millions (i'm also mad that it works....on idiots)

-sprite comics

-anime

-police who abuse the little power they have

-people who say firemen are heroes. WRONG! they're just doing their job!

-people who write cheques and use credit cards while purchasing small, cheap products

-people who pray on every problem they face

-idiots in my HIGH SCHOOL class who don't know how to read

-people who shush me

-people who use soft words in place for disabilties. it doesnt make it any less tragic!!!!!!

-car commercials

-cartoons these days....THEY BLOW!

-how almost everything is based on image and not talent

-America taking our comedians

-singers making songs about how they want to be left alone, even though most of them have or will have reality shows

-hardly any adventure game is made anymore

-good cartoons like home movies is canceled but the simpsons are still on the air and their last few seasons sucked

-people who demand perfection

-people who can't take a hint

-bands who suck and the only people who don't know it is them

-football (or all sports)

-Mad magazine. They used to be good, now they're lame as lame can be. And they solf out, MAN!

-Disney sequels

-product placement

-people who soup up their crappy cars with neon lights and racing stripes

-most people who can't see that Avril is full of shit

-how my list is so long and i'm only 18

-people who air guitar

-how most people who wear Ramones shirts are lying posers

-people who say stuff like "i dress like myself" even though they're going along with what the lstest trend is

-hunting

-jocks (again)

-Maury

-those annoying morning radio hosts

-telemarketers

-girls who wear shirts with hanna barbera characters on it but THEY DON'T EVEN WATCH THE SHOWS! TAKE THAT SHIRT OFF, BITCH! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO WALLY GATOR IS!!!!!!

-Atkin's diet

-any diet

-most old people

-people who know something that you don't then act like they're so much better than you

-gimmicks

-losers who flood guestbooks in a library in Baltimore

-morons in my school hall-way who won't get the fuck out of my way

-adults who act like children

-stupid art students who wear all black and take crappy pictures which they think are deep.....morons

-goth kids who write crappy poems in their crappy blogs

-blogs

-people who take your chair when you go up to go to the bathroom

-people with annoying laughs

-people who say god bless you when I sneeze....shut up! snot shot out of my nostrils! god is not involved!

-people who spend more than 5 minutes getting dressed

-people who wear band names on their shirts. guess what: nobody cares who you listewn to!!!!!!

-people who say they hate a show, then you catch them watching it!!!!!!

-police academy movies

-people

Shall I continue?

I really do have tons more, but I'm sure everybody does.

they say it so he will get involved :E

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-how Oprah calls everything a miracle

-how Oprah ALWAYS says that being a stay at home mom is the hardest job in the world

-people who say they hate a show, then you catch them watching it!!!!!!

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I think you watch too much Oprah.

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I never said I hated Oprah.

Dr Phil raped my mom once...

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she was raped because she wanted to get raped!