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Zaster
Wait for it...

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Not one of you has the testicular fortitude to take me on. The cajones, the stones, the berries... you just ain't got 'em. You ain't got the oyster shells, you know what I'm saying? The bowling shoes, the gravy boats, the lucky bottle caps. Look at you! You ain't got the number 5 washers, my man. You got nuthin'!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

4-26-05 6:01pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Will these do? I cut them off some degenerate I found lying drunk in the gutter.

4-26-05 6:24pm (new)
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theReverend
Sometimes back but not all the times.

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I've never read text printed on a nutsack before.

Thank you.

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8===D

4-26-05 9:45pm (new)
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Zaster
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Let me just break out my magnifying glass and ... oh! You plan to take me on with that shrivelled pair of cannabis-sterilized raisons? I can see the chromosome damage from here! Why, if I didn't know better I'd think those belonged to Kajun.

Let me tell you something, my friend. It takes alot of cajones to take me on. Alot of cajones. At least five or so. You just ain't got enough.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

4-27-05 3:59am (new)
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PhreakyChinchilla
DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

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Any balls that say "Boorite" on them are hardcore, motherfucker.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

4-27-05 5:54am (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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Batman created by Bob Kane

4-27-05 9:47am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Um, what is this, "Post Pictures From Kajun's Website" day?

If we're talking kajones, are these enough?

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Dad was flammable

4-27-05 1:52pm (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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4-27-05 4:02pm (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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Oh, there'd better be six of you. One each to hold my calls, my jacket, my watch, my shirt and my shoes while I...

On further reflection, you've got me outmatched. I'm big enough to admit that I probably couldn't take on more than four of you at any one time.

In fact, forget all that macho bullshit. What I really need to know is could you hook a brother up with some of the sticky icky? It's a real dry spell over here.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

4-27-05 5:01pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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So, which one has the boorite tattoo on his balls?

4-27-05 5:10pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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They all do, it's genetic.

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Poop.

4-27-05 6:38pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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i think that's kajun's nutsack

4-27-05 6:54pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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I already knew it was Kajun's.

But which Kajun?

I think it was geniu$.

4-27-05 8:01pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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sorry i wasn't paying attention

4-27-05 9:12pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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On the other side it says "Was Here."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

4-27-05 9:48pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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Then about three inches back it says, "Here, too."

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

4-28-05 7:52am (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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And about 2 inches from there, boorite has a cabin.

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Poop.

4-28-05 8:37am (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Testicles are funny-looking.

4-28-05 1:45pm (new)
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flipynif1
Aparently a Creep

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If an animal has testicles or a vagina for a face would you want it as a pet...wait a minute...wy bother aking here i know the answer

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I dumb :D

4-28-05 2:17pm (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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flipy, I believe there is an animal that lives only in Madagascar known as the "Madagascar Animal With Manberries for a Face". The natives believe its presence brings bad luck and jock itch.

4-28-05 2:27pm (new)
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flipynif1
Aparently a Creep

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There is a creature similar to that here in Canada, except it is the bringer of herpes and syphillis...wait that's me...

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I dumb :D

4-28-05 2:35pm (new)
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BigFrank105
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Oh, you burn'd yourself!

4-28-05 2:46pm (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

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I'm not sure which is worse...seeing Kajun's sack or knowing that it's shaved. X(

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

4-28-05 8:54pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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You wanna laugh long and hard, baby?

Wait. That doesn't sound right.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

4-28-05 9:21pm (new)
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PhreakyChinchilla
DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

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I had a nightmare about that picture of multiple Kajun's last night. They were all making comics.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

4-29-05 5:51am (new)
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