the funniest things i've ever heard come from ATHF.
My friends and I are dorks of the highest order and it is with that in mind that I present :
"Is that taco pie?"
"Dracula called and he said he was coming over tonight, for you, and I said 'OK'"
"I got me a chicken infection"
"Ugh. Pukesgiving."
"You know, the French, they have to unhinge their jaw to show love"
"You touch those and your G.I. Joes are gonna be M.I.A. my friend! And then who's gonna call Little Momma Joe, to tell her that her boy ain't coming home? Cause SOMEBODY was asleep on guard duty!"
"I call it...TACO ISLAND!"
"That is the gayest thing since gay came to Gaytown."
"I don't have the blood you crave!"
"Look, what are you doing talking to this lady with the big boobs? You don't have an income like I do, and you've never even ridden in my amazing rocket car."
"Look at him and tell me there's a God."
"As long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is... except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different."
"Dancing is forbidden!" (and the alternate : "Dating is forbidden!")
"Be quiet or you'll damage the search engine!"
"YOU DON'T KNOW? Because you went to a fucking FARM you fucking imbecile! Get back here, you cost me my one chance! I got fucking DIABETES and CANCER because of you!"
"You think you're gonna live forever, but you won't. Someone'll kill ya. Someone'll kill ya with a knife."
"You make our house bleed, right now!"
"Hey, can we stop holdin' hands in Fairyland, here?"
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