bltsandwich17 throws up some rhymes here

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I rate your comic good and blt's poems crap. I believe they are direct rip-offs from Kip in Napoleon Dynamite. Here are a few more gems, blt:

Kip: [typing a poem on his computer] Your sandy hair floats in the air... To me it's like a lullaby... I'm just flying by... Oh so high... like a kite... tied to a skate...

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What the fuck do you know about poetry or writing or even me?

You know jack shit.

More than rhyme you say? as you cna see there is an "under construction" sign. I am still adding my writings to my site. And those poems that is one there, they do a bloody hell of alot more than rhyme. They are every person's deepest feelings at some point. If you read them careful and look, you can find hidding messages, hidden meanings, and a whole lot more.

So, you do not have a write to tell me that my poetry is crap, or i dont know how to write.

You look at those and see crap and depressing things. Other people look at those and feel moved and touched by what is said. They can relate to it.

So, i suggest you shut your fucking mouth. Cause unlike you, im a writer.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

GOOD COMEBACK.

GOOOOOOOOOD COMEBACK.

BEST COMEBACK EVER.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Although, I KINDA side with blt here. I, too, am a writer and I would hate it if someone insulted my writing. I porbably would'e responded differently, but all the same...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

i really wana be touched

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I'd touch you if you weren't so far away...spiritually speaking.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

i have to admit, that is the best comeback ever. that's some funny, funny shit.

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I know very little about you Becky. I'm just picking a fight because I got frustrated with your inane spamming of the forums here. I did find your poems retarded though.

Yes, he's a swell guy. Writes some decent poems too.

Writer, schmiter. I write comics here and Saved By the Bell fan fiction too. My Screech's inferno would move you deeply.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

But only God can make a tree.

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What others say about boorite!

Dude. I made like 3 trees last week.

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I know very little about you Becky. I'm just picking a fight because I got frustrated with your inane spamming of the forums here. I did find your poems retarded though.

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I jØØzed my !337 h4xør1|\|6 skills. No, everything in this world is just a google away.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

And that is why I google all my different names regularly just in case I fuck up and actually put some real information somewhere.

i looked on google, my name is not present on there.

am i going to have to report that i have another internet stalker?

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Hold on... before you call the man. Let me just hack into your computer.... ok... ok... hacking.... and I'm in. Alright, whoa... looks like you do have a stalker problem but it's not me. It appears to be some skinny goth guy. Yep, it's a goth kid alright and he does seem to be wracked with morose sorrowy melancholy. Write him a poem stat. Ok, I'm hacking back out of your computer now. I cleaned out some spyware and popuppy stuff on the way out. Your PC should fell a bit snappier now. No need to thank me.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

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Nickname : mojojojo
Comment : Wow becky, you are truly gifted
Compliment : Bacon!
Insult : Eat peanut butter and die!!! lol, j/k
date/time of entry : Sept 19, 2005, 2:14 am canada time!

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I fucking hate poetry.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

This dumb bitch put her retarded high school poetry online, if she can't handle people telling her how much it sucks, she should either write something that doesn't suck or fuck off.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

bltsandwich17 check out my hard hitting rhymes and see what you should be doing.

Last night
I was getting a jar of vegemite
And knocked a bottle of sauce
To the floor
It shattered
I didn't think it mattered
At first
But it burst
Red sauce everywhere
I didn't want to clean it up but it was hard not to care
But screw it
I'll just walk through it
I'm wearing red socks anyway
I kicked the broken glass out the way
But didn't clean up the mess
I might if there was less
I put the bottle in another room
With a broom
And shut the door
But it was a whore
I had to hold it with a chair
There was something in there
Pushing it open
I'm not jokin

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Also she's probably really fat.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I have conferred with my associates and we have deemed your poems worthy of 3 green stars and 3 silver stars. This puts you in the 40 percentile of 3rd graders in the state of Alabama.

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Oh shit dcomposed, that ruled. Got me snappin' my fingers like a stoned beatnik.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

It actually turned me into a stoned beatnik.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

You're God.

And now, a poem that expresses my emotional feelingness:

THE WEIRD CHEESE COOKIE
by boorite

The waiter brought me
Blackened chicken penne with andouille sausage
Garnished with
A weird little cookie thing made of cheese
Standing on edge
In the penne's midst.

Should I eat the weird cheese cookie? I wondered
Or would that constitute
Some grievous culinary felony? Or misdeameanor?
And in that wispy, vaporous moment
That it took to wonder
I downed the fucking thing.

Burma Shave.

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