[b]My name is J to the E to the S U S
Between two peices of rye much better than sex
I could take you all on with my free form skills
Then consume your flesh cause I eats what I kills[/b]

If any of you want to take me on here's where to do it.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

you call yourself a sandwich but your rhymes are like molasses,
i'm cringing like a Falcons fan when Michael Vick drops back and passes,
i'm surprised you spelled JESUS right since you read at a 3rd grade level,
you got street cred like Vanilla Ice and a complexion like Aaron Neville.

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what if nigger meant kite

Well Mandingo is a loser that info's not new
But did you know that he grew up in a shoe?
His mother was a slut and thats all they could afford
Its tough growing up the when your mothers the town whore

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

hold up, did you seriously just rhyme new and shoe?
and if you think afford and whore rhyme, have a cat scan or two.
get out a thesaurus next time because your raps are making me sick.
if you "eats what you kills", you must kills a lot of dick

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what if nigger meant kite

Your rhymes are generic and your scheme is busted
With this shit flying round it makes me want to get dusted
Like Dustin Diamond from Saved by the Bell
I talked to God Dingo, he says your going to hell.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Yo its the illest motherfucker this side-a Philly
And both of youse punk-asses rhymes be silly
If you got a problem, I got a problem solver
His name is .357 revolver

Check out the beat while the DJ revolves it?

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what if nigger meant kite

Zimri where'd you get a dumb name like that?
Did you sign up and then pull it out of a hat?
It could've have even come from your ass
As Bunner would say you got NO CLASS

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

JesusSandwhich you're a loser freak and your rhymes are suspect
No wonder your mom hangs out with me and we get wrecked
She talks so much about you after she gives me head
That I just got to kick her skeevy ass out of bed

bunnerabb is really gay, he is a massive faggot
i said he'd better pray to god, or even just bob saget
yeah bunner is a party poop, he is a panty ruffler
but don't forget now, boys and girls, his dick's caught in a muffler

OWNED MOTHERBITCHES

By the way, this is the best idea for a thread in forever.

I got forties, dimes, and an Escalade
Who da hell you ta talk nigga? I be fuckin made
Da ladies be starin, cuz mah chrome rims glarin
Got a fat blunt in my hand but you know i'm not sharin

BigFrank one-o-five
all talk and no jive
got a blunt in his hand
but i sell 'em on demand

oh whaat boooyyyy

Possum o possum where do you live?
Because one I'd like to stick you with a shiv
You say Frank is much gayer than you
But seriously that would be impossible

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

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You say Frank is much gayer than you
But seriously that would be impossible

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Possums oh why do you fuck the nuns
There crusty coochs are no better than hun
Attilla and his crew want to gang bang you
something patio funiture old bogey togey foo

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

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something patio funiture old bogey togey foo

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get out a thesaurus next time because your raps are making me sick.
if you "eats what you kills", you must kills a lot of dick

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OWNED MOTHERBITCHES

Mother of mercy, you kids are a caution, with your fancy 104 keyboards and your-wired-up-to-everything Windows thingies.

: )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[Click to view comic: 'MC Screaming Vanilla Nobody Throws Down!']

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[Click to view comic: 'Real gangster rap']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

HEY! This 'aint no comic showcase.
I should take those strips and shove 'em in your face!

Yeah.. probably.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

OWNED MOTHERBITCHES

Mother of mercy, you kids are a caution, with your fancy 104 keyboards and your-wired-up-to-everything Windows thingies.

: )

I meant no harm in it bunner. :)

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

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something patio funiture old bogey togey foo

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Should I start the count now?

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