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AIKEN FANS MAKE GOOD ON THEIR PROMISE

LATEST: Nine former fans of AMERICAN IDOL star CLAY AIKEN are forging ahead with threats to sue his record label bosses for false advertising.

The one-time devotees have been shocked by recent US tabloid claims the wholesome pop singer is gay and they've filed a Federal Trade Commission complain against executives at RCA and Sony/BMG, alleging they were duped in marketing and promotional campaigns.

The nine-strong group, listing themselves as "aggrieved consumers" SUSAN J, PATRICIA A, JACQUELYN C, KAREN G, PHYLLIS S, CAROL M, KAREN G, KIM M and LINDA F, hail from all over America.

They allege that employees of RCA, Sony/BMG, and Aiken himself "engaged in collusion to prevent public disclosures they believed might be harmful to their product".

The angry ladies go on to state, "This is tantamount to a manufacturer concealing information about a defective product. Therefore these actions were both unfair and deceptive to consumers."

A spokeswoman for the group says, "As consumers, we feel ripped off. It is obvious now that the private Clay is very different from the manufactured packaged public Clay that was marketed to us."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

as an example of an evil clown, I enjoyed going on to a clay aiken fansite and say things like;

"Wow, too bad that Clay is joining the army. I sure will miss him" and just seeing what will happen.

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Aiken's perversion leaves a wake of suffering

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Wait... someone thought he was straight to begin with?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Wow, so can we all sue any actor or performer with a stage name and identity that is something other than their real-life selves?

Cause if so, I totally wanna sue Mortiis. I bet he's not a *real* elf.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Clay Aiken is not gay. He's simply secure enough in his sexuality to take an occasional bone up the ass.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I guess his underground club hit "Take Me From Behind" wasn't enough of a hint.

(Disclaimer - Clay Aiken never had an underground club hit called "Take Me From Behind." But he should. And pay me royalties for it.)

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I has a flavor!

Yes. In trade law, such people are called "retards." Actually, they're called "retards" everywhere.

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Poop.

HE LOVES TEH COCK!!!!!

OH NOES! LET'S SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAVE ANOTHER CANDY BAR, FATASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOK AT ME! I'M ON TEH INNARWEB!@

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

"Ha, ha! What a bitch!"

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

So sad, he needed to be posted twice.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Not what he seems

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HE PASS FOR STRAIGHT -- ME HATE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Please see the below pictures! Explaining everything!! Safe for work if work is gay male whorehouse!

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He's not enjoying this at all.

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