i dreamed some really cool ideas for comics last night but by the time i got up, they made no sense.

[Click to view comic: 'intro']
[Click to view comic: 'yummy']
[Click to view comic: 'i hate titles']
[Click to view comic: 'bugs']
[Click to view comic: 'more bugs']

started out strong and got progressively weaker with each comic.

liked the first one though...

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Kill Whitey.

so youre suggesting i stay with the theme of killing old men and eating their entrails?

I liked the one with the crab.

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I has a flavor!

yeah, they don't make any sense. I frankly don't believe in zodiac stuff, and I guess you don't either.

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Yeah, real funny.

The first one was the best. The rest were varying degrees of okay. Which is much better than horrible.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I thought Bugs was the best one.

As a whole set they weren't that great, but Bugs and the first one were pretty good, and the crab one was okay.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

see? i told you they didn't make sense. let me tell you, in my dream they were genius. so genius that comedians everywhere would give up their craft and honor me as their lord and masterr.

maybe not, but i can always eat old men entrails and talk to dickroaches.

[Click to view comic: 'i am so smrt']

i got a big lol out of this one. good smarm.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

[Click to view comic: 'gobble gobble']

Very good. The first two were funny, but the others weren't funny.

[Click to view comic: 'buffet']

pisces

its impossible to wrong with that premise

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Kill Whitey.

I don't like any of these except the buffet one. I am still gonna rate you bad tho, just to prove I am still hardcore. If you ever decide to donate drop me a line and we'll see if we can't up that rating any.

Teh satires, there.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

pisces wrote:

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i dreamed some really cool ideas for comics last night but by the time i got up, they made no sense.

your right they make no sense.

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hi

smamurai

so if i donate youll rate me good? that seems kind of lame. theres plenty of donors that suck do you rate them good just cause they donated? i dont care if you dont like my comics and rate me bad but if you dont like me i dont think me donating will be any better.

people here can be so lame. 

:(

its sad really.

 i, for one, still have the balls to say i don't like any of you comics except the first one whether you donate or not.

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Kill Whitey.

thank you. at least your honest. i dont care if people dont like my comics but if theyre just being dicks then whats the point?

pisces

so if i donate youll rate me blah blah blah and rate me bad but if you dont like me i blah blah blah will be any better.

people here can be so lame.

:(

Shhh! It was a joke. Let me explain. I said I would rate you bad on the premise that I was hardcore but really I was only doing that because I didn't fear teh reaper of a revenge downrate because I then went on to say that I was open to change that rating in the event that you gained the ability to downrate me.

I even mentioned at the end that I thought I was trying to be satirical. Fuck! It was a skit.

I thought the duplicity of it was clever and funny and I would have written it in whoevers RMDC thread I was in at the time I thought of it. I guess it was more for the regs here.

I really did rate you bad though and it was mainly because I thought your comics were shite. But, that's probably just me so don't sweat it.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I enjoyed the "dickroach" comic, but only because I imagined the cockroach talking in a Mexican accent.

s'okay smamurai i think youre cool. i probably would have gotten the joke but sooo many people have been liek that for real so long here its hard to tell anymore whos joking and whos being an asshole.

omg humpenstein you're right! thats sooo funny!!

[Click to view comic: 'playing with random']

[Click to view comic: 'playing with random again']

[Click to view comic: 'chores']

hahahaha im rating you okay to say the least

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I didn't like the random ones very much.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.