Okay.  Now it's personal.  Really, it's personal.  I need your help.  My kids are begging for a pet.  I've put them off as long as I can with the lame excuses my parents used on me.  I will break down eventually and get them a pet (I'm not that heartless) but I would like a little more time being pet free.  This is where you come in.

Your challenge is to create a comic that gives reasons for NOT having a pet.  This can include irresponsible people, destructive animals, diseases... I could go on but that's your job.

1. One old comic per participant

2. Series are welcomed

3. I'll judge in a couple of weeks

Other than that, I'm just keeping it simple.  Have fun.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'So... You Think Squirrels Are Cute?']

Hope to win

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"Oh... the irony..."

[Click to view comic: 'CC 433']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2040']

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[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2041']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 433: So long as she's housebroken']

[Click to view comic: 'Inner Thoughts of a Kitty']

[Click to view comic: 'Flakey Nakerson in: "Half-Bakey Flakey's New Snakey" (1)']

[Click to view comic: 'Flakey Nakerson in: "Half-Bakey Flakey's New Snakey" (2)']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 433: Pass the Bulgogi']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'CC433: I Wuv U Peppermint!!!']

[Click to view comic: 'Dog Troubles']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2043']

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

[Click to view comic: 'Random joke']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'Random joke']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'biscuit denied']

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

YOU LIE--

HACK! HORK! Scuse me... sorry, have a frog in mah throat... where was I- oh yes-

YOU LIKE MUDKIPS?!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

[Click to view comic: 'Old Yeller']

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Kill Whitey.

You guys are having too much fun.  I want in.  Here's what I would have posted if I wasn't hosting.

[Click to view comic: 'Going to the Mattresses']

I'll let this run over the weekend and judge first thing Monday morning.  Happy stripping!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'TYPTWD']

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Kill Whitey.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 433']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Okay kiddos, judgment time has come.

 First off, good work by all.  I want to mention a few that stuck out to me.

The award for comic title that made me chuckle the most goes to seanator for Marmadookie (when it was titled that)

The award for comic that made my kids cry the most goes to HCRoyal (by the way it also won the Best Use of Richard Gere award)

Award for comic that brought back the most childhood memories goes to RandomComicLayoutGuy for 2040.  My balls still tingle after I read it.

On to the winners.

3rd place goes to AA just for the visual image of a dog using a corpse as a chew toy.

2nd place goes to lukket for his smart Korean pets

And the winner is... TheGovenor for giving me a great excuse and pissing off my grandfather when I took it literally.

 It's all yours my friend.  Congrats.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Wow, cheers

New compo soon