The Golden Parakeet or Golden Conure,[1] Guaruba guarouba, formerly classified as Aratinga guarouba,[2] is a species of Neotropical parrot. Sometimes known as the Queen of Bavaria Conure,[2] it is the only species (monotypic) in the genus Guaruba.[3]
Its plumage is mostly bright yellow, hence its common name, but it also possesses green remiges.[4] It lives in the drier, upland rainforests in Amazonian Brazil, and is threatened by deforestation and flooding, and also by the now-illegal trapping of wild individuals for the pet trade.[5] It is a protected species listed on CITES appendix I.
Now that the educational portion of this contest is over, The Rules.
I am a Star Trek fan. I have always been a star Trek fan. Blame my dad. I will gladly wax philosophical with you about the pros and cons of Kirk and Picard, and while I don't speak a word of Klingon it's only because I don't consider hacking and grunting by a sub-human barbarian to be "language".
Your task is as follows:
- Use the Star Trek parody figures from the squabies cateory in your comics.
- Only new comics.
- Exception to Rule 2: You may present old comics next to new comics that continue an old series if context is needed.
- If you use the red shirt, he either has to be in Engineering or he has to die.
- No bonus points if the captain has sex with alien women. The captain ALWAYS has sex with alien women. Bonus points will instead be awarded if you come up with a sufficiently horrifying new space STD for the captain to contract.
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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.
