This is the *official* religion thread.

If anyone has a religious question or argument, I will do my best to answer it.

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Shima y Israel Jehovah Elohym Jehovah echad.

I will also smite those who need it.

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Shima y Israel Jehovah Elohym Jehovah echad.

And I shall correct you... and smite you.

Muitas vezes eu tenho louco um cheiro mau em seu sentido geral. É uma coisa boa.

All praise me.

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Minha senha é binladen.

my question: why wont you just fuck off, I was the first god of StripCreator, I was here befor but know, I leave, but I will be back, one day, and I'm pretty sure I know who you other people are too.

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I have been chosen to protect the hevenly poultry.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EL DIABLO CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTEM MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA BOW DOWN BEFOR YOUR RULER SONS OF MOTHERFUCKING ASS RAPING COCKSUCKING HOMELESS BITCHES FROM THE MIDDLE EAST WITH BREASTS ON YOUR ANUS AND AN ANUS ON YOUR HEAD MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MOTHERFUCKERS

Actually "cockmaster_zero", looking back, I can't see you representing my name anywhere here. You made one foolish joke about Drexel and now say that you are some religious fundamentalist. I don't think there are any fundamentalists on this site. And if they use such profanity, they are not of my name.

This is meant to be a serious thread. If you feel you can offer some evidence of faith that something is amiss with religion, then I will discuss it.

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Shima y Israel Jehovah Elohym Jehovah echad.

JEHOVA YOU SON OF A MOTHER FUCKING ASS CUNT JUST FUCK OFF OR I WILL TORCH YOU WITH MY ASS FART

I thought Nate was a kind of fundamentalist born-again thingie.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

One god apostolic tounge talkin holy rollin heaven bound believer in the liberating power of Jesus name.

Is there such a thing as typing in tounges? Looking at my keyboard I hope I never break into it.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Ugh.

Though maybe that is how fuck does it. It would explain a lot.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Thread Nazi seems to have gone AWOL so I'll take over from him this one time.

*end thread*

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Exactly how bored and friendless does one have to be before one feels the need to go to a web forum, create four different personas (one of whom is tragically sacrificed as he is "frightened away" by the other three), and sit there arguing with oneself for twenty minutes, plus the time taken to create the individual accounts and the email addresses required for them, not to mention fetching the passwords from those four different email addresses. This embarrassing little display must have taken a minimum of half an hour to pull off, perhaps as long as an hour if the perpetrator is as much of a loser as I suspect he is.

WHoever you are, I hope you tell whatever friends you probably don't have exactly what you have been up to, and that they then look pitifully at you and walk away, shaking their heads, knowing that you are truly an utter loser.

Now run along and watch Teletubbies, loser.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

i was ONE of those people, cockmaster_zero, you can see if you go to his comics in the first comic he made he reveals himself as dcomposed, i wasnt any of the other people and I wasnt scared away, I just left because i was fucking bored with that shit

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Trolling is for wankers.

This site is a fun place to hang around. It is frequented by some really funny, intelligent, entertaining people. To enjoy yourself here, all you have to do is be yourself, relax, have some fun, and try not to piss anyone off too much (not a difficult feat for anyone with some basic social skills). If you troll here, you're just fucking around with something good. That isn't fun - that's just brainless vandalism.

I say again: Trolling is for wankers.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

There seems to be no serious religious discussion going on right now.

*Almighty takes off his mask*
The reg that runs this name has 1 alter-ego, and has more of a life then to create 4 or 5 names to argue with himself. So it's just me here.

And I am not trolling. I am the Lord.

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Shima y Israel Jehovah Elohym Jehovah echad.

Long live Jambi!

[pee wee herman]HA HA![/pee wee herman]

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Jehovah e eu somos nomes diferentes para a mesma coisa. Mas nenhum de nós existe.

Sim, eu sou um regular, mas eu não sou Jehovah. Você nunca suporá quem eu sou.

Minha senha é binladen.

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Minha senha é binladen.

[crab]Jehovah, if you want to start a religion discussion, perhaps you should say something interesting worth discussing.[/crab]

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Butterfly?

What in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ is going on in here?

Holy fucking Mary Mother of God, when did trolling become a religion?

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Dad was flammable

Actually, Nate... what was the URL of your church again? I forgot to add it to my religion bookmarks.

Oh, mine is www.uuwestport.com if you care. Beware the annoying music.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

For those of you who can't understand what the fuck these graviton generators are talking about, here is a recap:

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

what... no Pee Wee Herman reference?

suckit.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Why would Brad troll?

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!