The entirety of which was spent on Hostess Cupcakes.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

"And here we see the once lovely Anna Nicole Smith sporting her new 'Fat-Assed Skank' line of clothing..."

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

What the fuck has happened to that woman's body??? I mean... her head is two-thirds the size it is supposed to be, but it is attached to her body with a doubly-long neck! Her shoulders up up around her ears, and without that belt, her breasts would be resting at waist height! IT'S SO WRONG!!!!!

(No caption, I am too repulsed.)

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

She suddenly seems more approachable.

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Dad was flammable

I'm one step closer to living in sin with a playboy playmate in a trailer park in Hearne.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

"I need help. And lots of it FAST!"

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How do you stuff 55 monkeys into a small fridge? Open the door, put the monkeys in, you close the door. Duh!

I swear that my Uncle Doug.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Aiieeeee!!! It's coming this way!!!!!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"Look, honey, there's another Godzilla movie on......oh wait...never mind..."

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Go Go Bodzilla!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Just tuck the money in my G-string. There's room for all $88 Million."

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Lara! *laugh* Pure gold!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

...and so, thousands of men realized they had once masturbated to this woman's image, laid down their heads, and wept.

Lara, you magnificent bastard!

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Dad was flammable

Did she win the $88 mil in a flatulence contest?

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What others say about boorite!

Apart from the hips and waist, she could almost be a barbie doll. Big hair, big breasts, small head.

"Anna Nicole Smith signs WWF contract. Will work storylines with Rikishi and Dusty Rhodes in a triple threat 'Who has the biggest manboobs' match"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

"When I had my boobs done, the guy said 'I can cut you a deal on this 34 gallons of silicone gel I have leftover', so... I figured... what the fuck, you know?" - Anna Nicole Smith - Playboy Interview - 1998

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

It had to be done:
That's not a woman baby, it's a MAN, man!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

This just in: Anna Nicole Smith to marry Shamu for $millions.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Eternal optimists say that everyone is beautiful in their own way.

They've obviously never seen this picture...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Does she think she's still sexy? I mean, look at that chiseled jaw, that manly physique, that tiny head.
*jizz*
She's right.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

In space, no one can hear you scream.

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What others say about boorite!

Alpha team, this is helecopter Unit-1. The creature has been sighted and is under our searchlight! Alpha team, do you copy?

No, there has not been any sign of side effects from the years and years of bleaching my hair...

...son? I have a son?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.