As johnnysokko has recently shown us, we're all unfunny. So I figured why be angry about our lack of funniness? Why don't we celebrate it? There are many unfunny people out there looking for a role model. We could be those role models.

So, in that spirit, I am posting the comic I am least proud of. My worst comic. (This wasn't an easy choice; I passed up a comic in which I actually used the phrase Hammer Time to pick this one.) Here it is:

[Click to view comic: 'Eye Contact 2: The Electric Boogaloo']

So, I ask you all to join me in this, the Festival of Unfunny, and post your least favorite comic you've done. We'll have a drab ole time!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'm with Desc on how bad most of mine were:

[Click to view comic: 'Nuts!']

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

The envelope please... the award for unfunniest Boorite comic, non-All Your Base category, goes to....

[Click to view comic: 'Father, who art thou?']

Wanna hear something really pathetic? I know the strip is not funny, but I laugh at it anyway. I laugh at my own unfunny comics. It don't get no better than that.

Oh, I laughed at y'all's unfunny comics, too.

By the way, mine's the first unfunniest comic not to feature Gabe. So-- as of this writing, the unfunniest comics have a Gabe Factor (GF) of 75%. Coincidence or causation? Perhaps we can view GF as a measure of unfunnyness.

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What others say about boorite!

Boy, the more I look back at mine...they really ARE unfunny!

[Click to view comic: 'Recasting a Remake of a Remake of a Classic Or Something']

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

I don't know about my worst. This is top three, though. There's so much unmitigated crud on my page, it's hard to narrow it down to one.

What was I thinking here? Gangsta boys suck? Squirrels are cool? PayDay bars are good? Did I just want to use "obstreperous" in a comic strip? Does anybody give a fuck? It stinks. Badly, at that. Pee Yoo.

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Gee, I'd love to participate, but everything I've ever made is hilariously funny.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

...especially your attempts to obtain an erection.

Oh, we laughed for hours when we saw the video footage...

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[Click to view comic: 'That's show biz']

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What others say about boorite!

*Cough* *Cough*

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[Click to view comic: 'Far too easy...']
Only my third strip (number 300) but that does not excuse its rampant unfunniness.

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My first comic -- that is my excuse and I will use it as an excuse forever. Actualy, I find most of these "unfunny" comics to be quite entertaining. 8) I will now break that trend.

[Click to view comic: '...or maybe some new cologne?']

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"Old" is the old new.

...especially your attempts to obtain an erection.

Oh, we laughed for hours when we saw the video footage...

*falls from her chair in hysterical laughter*
^5 Dexx!!!!
God, I'm going to get fired for that outburst!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

...especially your attempts to obtain an erection.

Oh, we laughed for hours when we saw the video footage...

I told wirthling that him dancing around in a Wonder Woman costume wasn't going to do anything for me, but did he listen? No. So go bitch to him about it.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Not counting all the times I screwed up by hitting "Enter" too soon, I guess this is my worst comic. Worst as in boring...not "in bad taste." That's a WHOLE other ball of scat!

Oh, and why do I find the donkey porn comic so funny descolada? I think there's something seriously wrong with my head.

[Click to view comic: 'These Days']

[Click to view comic: 'The quest for funny']

This is comic #27, my very first strip. This was before I realised that intentionally unfunny is NOT funny. What's scary is the fact that I actually made a sequel to this thing....

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

It isn't?! Damn.

In that case, here's mine:

[Click to view comic: 'Irony...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

While I think that unfunny people would be better off adopting funny people as their role models, embracing our lack of comedic abilities is quite empowering. It's like the Special Olympics in three panels.

While I've only been at this for a couple weeks, I think this is when I hit bottom:

[Click to view comic: 'Oooh! I'm sooo scared!']

I hang my head in shame!

Boy can I empathize...

[Click to view comic: 'Eye Contact #1']
Obviously, I thought eye contact #1 was Soooo good, it deserved a sequel. Well, what doesn't kill us makes us more neurotic.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Quest for funny II - Another Failure']

I guess I should post the sequel for completeness.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

But that was funny.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Well, it's a tough call, but I guess I'll have to say this is the one of mine that I like least. Not that I wouldn't do it over again if I had the chance -- the third panel was begging me to write it. But at least I recognize it's not funny.

Although I'd say about 90% of the strips posted in this thread so far are nothing to be ashamed of.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=2825
[Click to view comic: 'In which I make fun of how Strip Creator characters look']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Are you kidding me?! Of all the supposedly unfunny comics in this thread, this is by far my favorite.

I especially like the line: "Ah, never mind, just shut up and give me a Pop-Tart, or a jewel case, or a condom, or whatever the hell those things in your arms are."

That's great stuff...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I agree with everyone who has made comments similar to "Huh? But I thought that was funny!"

If you're reading through a list of supposedly unfunny comics and you crack up laughing several times, you know something is a bit wonky...

...probably your own psyche, I admit, but then I never claimed to be sane.

Funny how sane people are never said to be "hinged".

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Like everyone else here, I got a lot of laughs out of these unfunny comics.

Here's the one of mine that bothers me the most. It's the first one where I faced the wrath of the Enter button, but the worst part... it's one of my highest rated comics. What is with people these days?

[Click to view comic: 'Inspiration and obfuscation']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

And here's the most naturally unfunny one I did. I didn't bother to realize that if they don't know what the word means, they really won't get it.

[Click to view comic: 'This strip is #2!']

Maybe Dr Pedantic could explain it. Heh heh.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet