Comic Contest 22: I can name that toon in one-note characters!

(I decided to change the numbering system back from Roman to Arabic so that we have more room in the comic titles.)

1. The comic below features several one-note characters from previous Low Pass comics. Each of these characters only have one defining characteristic. Use at least one of these characters or create one or more new one-note characters. You can combine two or more of these characters into one strip if you want.

2. Use any other character or props in addition to the one or more one-note characters, but you don't have to include anyone or anything else if you don't want to.

3. Use any background.

4. The winner will be chosen Monday 4/16 at midnight EDT.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 22: Meet the One-Note Players...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Here's a Captain Obvious comic...

[Click to view comic: 'The Really Predictable Adventures of Captain Obvious!']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Captain Obvious meets Mr. Oblivious...

[Click to view comic: 'Captain Obvious meets Mr. Oblivious...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Here's Dr. Pedantic in action...

[Click to view comic: 'Nobody likes Dr. Pedantic...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

and Obsequious Oscar...

[Click to view comic: 'But everyone loves Obseqious Oscar']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Our newest one-note pal, Andy Antagonist...

(This one makes more sense if you have been following the "Ones for everybody!" discussion thread.)

[Click to view comic: 'Andy Antagonist says...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 22: wirthling sucks... literally']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Again with the self-referential humor.

[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

And yet another one. This is Starting to make me wonder about myself...

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=12135
[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I have to admit, the original Captian Obvious cartoon was the first comic I ever saw on LowPass that was fucking hilarious. I will always love it.

Here's my entry. I hope I win so we can get some conspiracy rumors flying.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 22: One-Note Characters']

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"Old" is the old new.

Shhhhh! Ix-nay on-ay e-thay onspiracy-cay!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Yo, NeoVid! One comic per person there, bub! Which one do you want me to consider?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Falsetto Voice: I want you to consider only ObiJo's please. He's cool. From, NeoVid

Damn, just realized I still have my name marker up there. Oh well. I considered doing this one in French just to piss Scyess off.

[Click to view comic: 'CC22 - Noah could've saved some time']
And thank GOD the roman numerals are gone at last. What jackass started that anyway?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

here's my losing entry...

[Click to view comic: 'The 22nd Sign of Impending Doom-Contest']

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

[Click to view comic: 'CC22: Three one-trick-ponies in one']

Yeah, who is the smegma-brained human mistake who put fucking Roman numerals on the contest?

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What others say about boorite!

Um... go with the first one I did. It's just that this contest is actually giving me ideas, and I usually need a head injury to get those.

[Click to view comic: 'Captain Obvious World Tour (pt. 1)']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Hopefully, this is the last one...

[Click to view comic: 'Captain Obvious World Tour (pt. 2)']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=12258
[Click to view comic: 'CC22: One-Note Characters Who Never Made It']
A pretty weak effort, really... muchly apologisings.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Y'all are too quick to put yourself down. That was great!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=12275
[Click to view comic: 'CC22 - It's official, *now* nobody likes Dr. Pedantic.']

If I should happen to win, I may not be able to post the new contest until Tuesday evening. Just so you know.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=12441
(in case the cut and paste I just did comes out as text rather than the comic :P I hit preview and it apparently didn't work, but am going to try anyway, because I'm a loser :P )

 Comic Contest 22: Missing the Obviousby balan 
04-16-01 

Some dark alley way in New York...

That was the best. man. I had no idea it could be like that. Wish my girlfriend would do that.

              

You've been in this alley almost every night for weeks. Don't you think it's time you dropped the "girlfriend" bullshit?
             

What do you mean "bullshit"? I ain't gay or nothing.

               

Four nights a week, you're in a dark alley way letting complete strangers suck your cock. What the hell do you THINK that makes you?
              

Desperate?

               

Thank you, Captain Obvious. Here, take this .45 and just end my fucking misery now.
              

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http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=12441
(in case the cut and paste I just did comes out as text rather than the comic :P I hit preview and it apparently didn't work, but am going to try anyway, because I'm a loser :P )

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[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 22: Missing the Obvious']

guess, I should have browsed the news archives before posting :P Oh well. Now if there was just a delete feature on the msg board to get rid of your own posts :P

Quick! Somebody grab the Sodomizer 5000 and set it on "stun"!

Scratch that. Set it on "maim."

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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A pretty weak effort, really... muchly apologisings.

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