Now that we've fessed up to our worst strips ever, here's my most truly autobiographical. Spill your guts, you cockspanks.

[Click to view comic: 'Memm-reeeeez']

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What others say about boorite!

Right. That's when you phone in with "the flu."

I get "the flu" about 700 times a year.

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[Click to view comic: 'It feels so good to be so bad']

I'm the one under the bed.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Ok, not really. But I haven't done alot of autobiographical comics since, quite frankly, I don't want you people to know anything about me. You scare me.

But I guess this next one is closest since it was right before I moved a couple of months ago:
[Click to view comic: 'Busted flat in Baton Rouge...']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Mating Calls Gone Wrong']

[Click to view comic: 'Twisted']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Eep. This one's even more me...

[Click to view comic: 'Samuel Beckett?']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

These are probably my most autobiographical strips. I wont be on much this summer since I work, like, 7 days a week, but I know I'll find to time to make more comics. Addiction is a powerful thing. :- )

Number 1: I sometimes overdo it at parties.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Number 2: I have had the odd difficulty with electrics at shows. (Like when I took out three dimmers doing a Temptations/Four Tops gig in the 80's)

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

And....

Number 3: This is a perfect snapshot of my old buddy Joe. I wonder what ever happened to him?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=2301
[Click to view comic: 'The epic is over, but at what cost?']
...followed by 2302 and 2303.

That epic effort is only 10% of the total number of strips these days. How depressing.

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Unfortunately for me, this is my most autobiographical. And I'd been waiting all night for that dance too...

[Click to view comic: '#49 - Stick to Coke Next Time']

Oh, and hello there! I'm new, English, and make rubbish comics when I should be revising for my exams. Good evening.

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

Ah, a Brit. Where'd I stash all those boiled meat jokes?

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What's boiled meat?

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

It's our stereotype of English cooking.

Hell, it's Britannica's, too. See this recipe for boiled beef and carrots, "a truly traditional Cockney dish."

http://www.britannia.com/cooking/recipes/boiledbeef.html

The meta description for this says "Explore and discover the joys of English cooking."

When you have to go to a reference source to explain a slur, it's just not working. So I guess I have no recourse but friendliness. Welcome.

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Ello there. :-)

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

Sneaky Brit. That was a joke, wasn't it? Didn't hit me til I got home. You and your damned subtlety.

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Brits aren't subtle. Americans are like sledgehammers. There's a difference.

Erm.. don't take that the wrong way. You're very nice sledgehammers. Honest.

Damn, can't dig myself out of this one. See ya.

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

Oh, yeah! Well we sledgehammers dug your ass out of WW2! If it wasn't for us, you'd all be eating sausages and drinking the world's finest beers! And another thing, the game where you kick the ball on the ground is called SOCCER, the one that uses a pig skin and scores touchdowns is FOOTBALL! Got it?!

Wait a minute, I'm not patriotic. Please disregard this post and send me an Arsenal hat. Thanks.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I like sausages. Beer is good. Our football came first, thanks. Arsenal are crap. Bye bye.

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

Greetings from Idaho...

[Click to view comic: 'How to tell Limeys from Yanks #1...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

If you provide me with a non-crap SOCCER team name, I'll be sure to use it for my pseudo-hip cultural reference next time.
Idaho, now that's right below Montana isn't it? Militia men in Montana, aren't there? Avid comic readers in Montana too, right? Be afraid.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Norwich City FC. They're brilliant. Use them.

Muhahahahahahaha.

Whoops, sorry.

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

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Americans are like sledgehammers.

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That's what SHE said.

(There's an example of American subtlety.)

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Norwich is crap, ManU(re) is utter crap with money and the West Bromwich Albions should be shot. Go with the Liverpool Reds or, if you must go Black Country, Wolverhampton. And it's not really boiled, it's cooked into a coma. Rather good. Like pot roast.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.