So, we're a quarter of a century old in Comic Contest years. Cool.

The theme of this contest will be based on a recent little string of comics I did called "Two Word Funnies". Your task is to come up with just two words that are funny. Here's an example.

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=11416
[Click to view comic: 'Two Word Funnies #1']

It can be any two words. Hell the words "fuzzy baboon" or "rotating sphinctomoter" can be funny. Use those sick twisted imaginations. So here's the rules:

First Panel: Use the exploding dog shrug/whatever the hell that is to introduce the strip

Second Panel: Use the exploding dog guy holding the paper to introduce the presenter(s)

Third panel: Your presenter(s) saying the two words. Two words only.

Use the wall2 background. Basically, make it look like mine.

So hopefully you all don't hate me as much as after the haiku, but this should still stretch your funny abilities.

The contest will end Wednesday at Noon.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #25: Out of the Mouth of Babes']

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC25: David Letterman']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Jesus Christ I'm getting lazy. I missed two contests already. I told myself I was going to make a point to enter all of them, and then I slacked off. Oh well. Dolphin porn is hard, you know.

Anyhoo....

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 5^2 - Fuck You and the Horse You Rode In On']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 25: Definitely not a Winner']

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 25: Lewsers']

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Keep that up and you'll be riding the dolphin with Tabor.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'cc25: Two word unfunnies']

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What others say about boorite!

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=13151
[Click to view comic: 'CC25 - What Jael, uh, I mean, WOMEN find attractive.']

Hope that hyphenated word in the third panel doesn't get me in trouble...

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heheh well the popularity poll shows that 4 out of 5 Lowpass readers might like just Tabor and the dolphin ;)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Hope that hyphenated word in the third panel doesn't get me in trouble...

For shame DexX! I don't like hairy men at all!
Had you REALLY asked me you would have known that I am partial to the blue tongued Skink.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Ooh! Skinky sex!

Anyway, here's this...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 25: The revolution begins here...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I'm getting you a vibrating butt plug for your birthday. I can't take much more of this!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 25']

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hey, don't share unless you have enough for everyone.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Cool! Would you find me more attractive if I sucked on a blueberry Chupa Chup for a while?

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Cool! Would you find me more attractive if I sucked on a blueberry Chupa Chup for a while?

Only if you have short legs and really long tail.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

BORK!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Only if you have short legs and really long tail.

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So you're saying you're attracted to people with stubby legs, blue tongues, and long "tails"?

Is size all that matters to you?

:)

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Pony fucking!

A winner is you!

(In my inconsequential opinion.)

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What others say about boorite!

where the hell IS Desc with the winner's announcement anyway??? I'm gonna have to revoke his membership as a cool person!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Deeescolada
why don't you come to your senses...

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What others say about boorite!

Remember ladies and gentlemen, here in California, it's only 9:20AM

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Only if you have short legs and really long tail.

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